Thursday, May 9, 2013

Benghazi: The Movie. The Hearings. The Witch Hunt.




So the Republican leading the ongoing, interminable hearings in the Republican House of Representatives has released his movie poster for the hearings. Can an i Tunes release be far behind?

The big star most recently was a State Department official, Gregory Hicks, who was demoted afterwards. Knowing a little something about bureaucratic vindictiveness, it is not hard to believe Hilary Clinton might just stick it to anyone who was not Hilary Clinton who had the temerity to speak to the press.

And so, we have begun to discover, what?  Did Mr. Obama launch the attack on Benghazi to cover up the secret files housed there which proved beyond a shadow of a doubt that he was born on Mars? Did Hilary Clinton launch the attack because she was having an affair with Ambassador Stevens and he was about to pull a Monica Lewinsky?  Did Hilary and Mr. Obama arrange for the hit on Ambassador Stevens because he was actually their love child and they could not afford for that news to get out? 

Or, did Hilary Clinton send the ambassador to a poorly defended outpost and then try to cover up the report she had been negligent in protecting her own staff by demoting Mr. Hicks and by ordering her underlings to report this was a spontaneous, thus unpredictable act of violence?  And if this is so, should Ms. Clinton be scratched as a potential Presidential candidate because, obviously, she is not great at responding to the totemic 2 AM phone call?

Or, did Mr. Issa have a love child with Ms. Clinton, i.e. Mr. Hicks, and Mr. Issa is very indignant Ms. Clinton laid the heavy wood on Mr. Hicks and demoted him?

The plot lines are legion.  This soap opera could go on as long as "As The World Turns."
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3 comments:

  1. That's not all Mad Dog-Dick Cheney may be calling for Hillary to be served a subpoena but secret sources within the administration have confirmed Hillary had nothing to do with Benghazi-it was really her evil twin sister Hayley at the helm at the time. Oh, and the real love child Daddy-Saddam Hussein, presumed dead but really penning his memoirs in a bunker below the White House. Leave it to those astute Republicans to look at a non-story like Benghazi and know if they poke at it long enough all sorts of delicious dirt will leak out. I just love those guys...
    Maud

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  2. Maud,

    Sign me up for the first copy of those memoirs.

    Mad Dog

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  3. Hey, MD, check this out:
    http://www.huffingtonpost.com/bob-cesca/13-benghazis-that-occurre_b_3246847.html

    No Rep outrage, shock or conspiracy theory's with these attacks!?

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