"See the millions of cars they sell in the US. Terrible. We will stop this."
--President Trump tweet
And so President Trump looks at those very bad Germans who employ Americans in car plants in South Carolina, Tennessee and Alabama. Those are very bad states. Very bad. We have to kill those jobs.
The Germans are bad, very bad.
The Russians are not so bad. Russians good.
Mexicans bad.
Wall good.
Chinese bad. (Except when we need them for stomping on the North Koreans.)
ISIS is very bad.
Saudi Arabia is good. Today. They buy our guns and warplanes.
Iran is bad.
Israel is good.
ISIS is bad. Did I say that?
England is good. Brexit was good.
NATO is bad. They owe us money.
President Trump doesn't like people or nations who don't pay what they owe.
Climate is bad, when it costs money. Climate is bad for business. We are going to stop climate.
Climate change is a Chinese plot.
.
President Trump is "authentic." He says what he means. You know where he stands.
President Trump has the best words. HIs words are good. People who don't like him are bad.
Tennessee is bad.
Alabama is bad.
South Carolina is bad.
They make German cars.
Wait. What?
Can I get one of those Mercedes before they shut down that plant in Alabama?
--President Trump tweet
| Vehicle | U.S. April 2017 YTD Sales | U.S. April 2017 YTD Production |
| Mercedes-Benz C-Class – Vance, Alabama | 27,098 | 28,455 |
| Volkswagen Passat – Chattanooga, Tennessee | 24,415 | 25,578 |
| Mercedes-Benz GLE-Class – Vance, Alabama | 17,374 | 59,322 |
| BMW X3 – Spartanburg, South Carolina | 16,773 | 50,997 |
| BMW X5 – Spartanburg, South Carolina | 15,472 | 56,290 |
| Mercedes-Benz GLS-Class – Vance, Alabama | 10,006 | 18,876 |
| BMW X6 – Spartanburg, South Carolina | 2,089 | 13,151 |
| BMW X4 – Spartanburg, South Carolina | 1,179 | 16,979 |
| Volkswagen Atlas – Chattanooga, Tennessee | — | 11,871 |
| Total | 114,406 | 281,519 |
Source: Manufacturers, Automotive News Data Center
And so President Trump looks at those very bad Germans who employ Americans in car plants in South Carolina, Tennessee and Alabama. Those are very bad states. Very bad. We have to kill those jobs.
The Germans are bad, very bad.
The Russians are not so bad. Russians good.
Mexicans bad.
Wall good.
Chinese bad. (Except when we need them for stomping on the North Koreans.)
ISIS is very bad.
Saudi Arabia is good. Today. They buy our guns and warplanes.
Iran is bad.
Israel is good.
ISIS is bad. Did I say that?
England is good. Brexit was good.
NATO is bad. They owe us money.
President Trump doesn't like people or nations who don't pay what they owe.
Climate is bad, when it costs money. Climate is bad for business. We are going to stop climate.
Climate change is a Chinese plot.
.
President Trump is "authentic." He says what he means. You know where he stands.
President Trump has the best words. HIs words are good. People who don't like him are bad.
Tennessee is bad.
Alabama is bad.
South Carolina is bad.
They make German cars.
Wait. What?
Can I get one of those Mercedes before they shut down that plant in Alabama?
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