Tuesday, May 30, 2017

President Trump: Shut down those German Car Plants!

"See the millions of cars they sell in the US. Terrible. We will stop this."
--President Trump tweet

VehicleU.S. April 2017 YTD SalesU.S. April 2017 YTD Production
 Mercedes-Benz C-Class – Vance, Alabama27,09828,455
 Volkswagen Passat – Chattanooga, Tennessee24,41525,578
 Mercedes-Benz GLE-Class – Vance, Alabama17,37459,322
 BMW X3 – Spartanburg, South Carolina16,77350,997
 BMW X5  – Spartanburg, South Carolina15,47256,290
 Mercedes-Benz GLS-Class – Vance, Alabama10,00618,876
 BMW X6 – Spartanburg, South Carolina2,08913,151
 BMW X4 – Spartanburg, South Carolina1,17916,979
 Volkswagen Atlas – Chattanooga, Tennessee —11,871

Source: Manufacturers, Automotive News Data Center

And so President Trump looks at those very bad Germans who employ Americans in car plants in South Carolina, Tennessee and Alabama. Those are very bad states. Very bad. We have to kill those jobs.

The Germans are bad, very bad.
The Russians are not so bad. Russians good.
Mexicans bad.
Wall good.
Chinese bad. (Except when we need them for stomping on the North Koreans.)
ISIS is very bad.
Saudi Arabia is good. Today. They buy our guns and warplanes.
Iran is bad.
Israel is good.

ISIS is bad. Did I say that?
England is good. Brexit was good.
NATO is bad. They owe us money.
President Trump doesn't like people or nations who don't pay what they owe.
Climate is bad, when it costs money. Climate is bad for business. We are going to stop climate.
Climate change is a Chinese plot.

President Trump is "authentic." He says what he means. You know where he stands.

President Trump has the best words. HIs words are good. People who don't like him are bad.

Tennessee is bad.
Alabama is bad.
South Carolina is bad.
They make German cars.
Wait. What?

Can I get one of those Mercedes before they shut down that plant in Alabama?

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