tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3859118341865282720.post200194956666681071..comments2024-03-16T22:30:32.183-04:00Comments on Hampton New Hampshire Mad Dog Democrat: The Fig Leaf Comes to HamptonUnknownnoreply@blogger.comBlogger2125tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3859118341865282720.post-89728811720587811292015-05-26T09:16:47.233-04:002015-05-26T09:16:47.233-04:00Maud,
My priest never mentioned going blind from ...Maud,<br /><br />My priest never mentioned going blind from just looking. It was pulling for pleasure that made you go blind, while the priests were always pushing for pain, to quote George Carlin.<br />That really is a come hither pose, isn't it? <br />I like it. <br />Haven't seen much of that at North Beach or Plaice Cove, but it does set a new standard to which every Hampton woman can aspire.<br /><br />Mad Dogthe phantom speakshttps://www.blogger.com/profile/01629183077961716582noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3859118341865282720.post-56212314527655261932015-05-26T09:02:20.846-04:002015-05-26T09:02:20.846-04:00Mad Dog,
Well we part company on this one my frien...Mad Dog,<br />Well we part company on this one my friend, since I thought the fig leaf couldn't have come soon enough to cover that lewd display in the public square-uh, almost in the public square..not only was the sudden appearance of bare breasts on a public street disturbing-it was also dangerous. Men glancing over and seeing that out of the corner of their eye could have easily veered off the road..and we certainly wouldn't want young women emulating the mermaid's come hither pose..in fact I don't think the fig leaf goes nearly far enough to rectify the situation, since I for one, am also opposed to the public display of bare midriff and navel-I think the errant sculptor should return pronto and fix this-I'm thinking a caftan perhaps..on this point I must agree with ISIS-nudity of any sort is indeed the hand maiden of the devil. I've often thought how improved our most well known sculptures would be if they weren't so vulgar and well, nude. How much better Michelangelo's "David" would be were he wearing a suit..and Venus De Milo may be covered below the waist, but a little bit of mortar work to fashion her a nice blouse to cover the top would be a vast improvement....as for "The Thinker"- how does one even begin to contemplate what he's thinking about with him just sitting there in his birthday suit- it's a distraction-I'm thinking trench coat on that one...Finally, a little bit of advice for you Mad Dog: you better pack that sexually explicit silver dollar of yours away for good-you keep looking at that thing you'll go blind...<br />Maudmaudnoreply@blogger.com