Wednesday, February 11, 2015
Oh Captain, My Captain! Jon Stewart is Gone! Fox News Declares Victory!
Jon Stewart is 52 years old. He has been the Daily Show for 16 years. He's packing it in, quitting, leaving, out of here, gone.
What will we do now?
Well, if you are Fox News: Celebrate!
Mad Dog has solicited reactions from his favorite news analysts they were gracious enough to supply the following reactions:
Rush Limbaugh: This is a great day for all right thinking Americans. The Wicked Witch is Dead! All Hail the Deliverance from the seductive, slick sensation at Comedy Central who masqueraded as a latter day pundit!
Bill O'Reilly: I never thought I would live to see this day! We have been delivered from evil. The Antichrist has gone down. I may invite him to do spots on my program, if he has not gone entirely Hollywood.
The Bimbo Group: We are so glad to report the passing of a dark scourge from the evening news landscape. A force of disrespect, loathing and obfuscation has finally been driven from the alter of truth which is television news.
So, the axis of evil: Stewart, Colbert and Oliver have finally been defeated and we can all feel safer in our homes and beds and cars and yachts.
The Left is in disarray, silenced.
Al Franken has been said to be considering resigning from the Senate to try for Stewart's seat, but, truth be told Al Franken is no Jon Stewart. He isn't even Barney Frank.
Now, there's a thought: Barney Frank. He must be getting bored by now.
Posted by the phantom speaks at 9:30 AM