Wednesday, April 8, 2026

TACO Tuesday at the Phantom Toll Booth




Last night, Tuesday, April 7, 2026 did not end a thousand year old civilization. Total war against Iran did not ignite and a ceasefire, which many pundits had told us was not something Iran would ever accept, actually took hold.




Why Iran would not be expected to accept a cease fire was blatantly obvious: The U.S., and most notably its ally in this war, Israel, has ignored every ceasefire, and in fact the U.S. tends to step up its bombing during negotiations. And Israel, well just ask Gaza about ceasefires with Israel.

But the Iranians, unlike Mr. Trump, are no fools, and if they can get something without losing their power plants and bridges, they are shrewd enough to take that deal.

Now, if reporting can be believed, they've got Trump accepting Iranian tolls on ships passing through the Strait of Hormuz, which they never had before, in a tacit concession by Mr. Trump that the Iranians hold all the cards in that critical passageway. They've come away with a Phantom Toll booth--not a bad deal for them.




But Trump can claim a victory, and maybe he can go home, or at least he can allow the Marines and the U.S. Navy to go home after they flex their Rambo muscles for a while.

Fact is, the Iranians live there, and they cannot and have no reason to try to leave.

It's not like the Israeli settlers who claim land owned by Palestinians, and move in, mow down houses and build their own: Americans don't want to live around Hormuz--they don't even want to build expensive Condos there for time sharing and luxury beach front property. 

Mr. Putin must be laughing, with his bros in the Kremlin, and, in case you've forgotten, Renee Good and Alex Pretti are still dead. Pete Hegseth has not brought them back from the dead. 



And Jeffrey Epstein did not hang himself. 

 

Monday, April 6, 2026

Tuesday's Gone



 "Tuesday will be power plant day and bridge day, all wrapped up in one in Iran. There will be nothing like it. Open the fuckin strait, you crazy bastards, or you’ll be living in hell. Just watch. Praise be to Allah."

--Donald J. Trump, President of the United States of America




During the Second World War, the United States Navy unleashed naval bombardment on Japanese troops who were protected deep inside cement tunnels, only to emerge to slaughter American marines once the bombing stopped. 

During the Cuban Missile Crisis, as President Kennedy considered his options, the possibility of simply launching a quick strike with Marines to depose Castro and to defeat the Cuban government was considered. Marine Commandant David Shoup briefed President Kennedy and his advisors. General Shoup displayed a large map of Cuba, and in the middle of the island was a red dot. That red dot was to scale representing the island of Tarawa. "It took us 18,000 Marines," he said and the casualties were enormous. What do you think, he asked, the cost of invading Cuba would be, and how long would it take? 

Charlottesville Rambos


JFK was a veteran of the Pacific war, where Guadalcanal, another small island, claimed the lives of seven thousand Marines and took 6 months to subdue.

 JFK took invasion off the table. 

Donald J. Trump's bone spurs precluded any chance he would have first hand knowledge of what combat can and cannot achieve. 

There is an old adage in the Pentagon: "Never allow an air force general to be chairman of the Joint Chiefs of Staff when you are facing a ground war: They only know what you can see from ten thousand feet." Which is to say, you cannot win a war with air power alone.  When air force generals argue that World War Two was ended by the bombings of Hiroshima and Nagasaki, they are wrong.  Japan was already defeated by naval blockade, and an island hopping grinding war and when the Russians entered the war and overwhelmed  the Japanese army in Manchuria, the Japanese finally capitulated. The atomic bombs were not decisive. 

What really worries most of the true cognoscenti is that Israel may use a score of atomic bombs against Iran, as Israel faces effective missile and drone strikes from Iran which Israel's "Iron Dome" cannot defend against.

And, of course, Trump's threats are empty. Even if he damaged Iran's economy and infrastructure severely, the damage to Western, and yes, to America's economy would be worse.

The question is: Can Trump's advisors put together a video to show him which might help him understand this.

Russia expected a quick victory in Ukraine. They did not expect drones would decimate their columns of tanks.

The best we can hope for is a TACO (Trump always chickens out) Tuesday.



Meanwhile, Renee Good and Alex Pretti are still dead.

And so, for that matter, is Jeffrey Epstein.



Saturday, April 4, 2026

Terrorist killed by Submarine

 Barney Frank, the former Massachusetts Congressman, once remarked that he could not recall a terrorist ever being killed by a submarine.



What he was talking about is you have to use the right weapon for a particular enemy, and more generally, you have to fight a war with the right weapons.

There is that indelible scene in David Lean's movie, "Lawrence of Arabia" where an Arab king on horseback pursues a Turkish airplane strafing his village frantically waving his sword at the plane as it disappears off into the sky.



During the war in Vietnam, American military officials repeated the reassuring phrase, "We are bombing them back to the Stone Age," as the Viet Cong sheltered safely in their tunnels only to emerge during the Tet Offensive of 1968 to over run American and South Vietnamese positions.

Bombed Back to the Stone Age


Stone Aged Victory Entering Saigon

North Vietnam Emerges from Stone Age


In our current war on Iran, Secretary of Excursion, Pete Hegseth takes the podium to assure his bros in the sports bars that we are bombing them back to the Stone Age, hitting them while they're down, eviscerating the Iranian Air Force and Navy, which means, of course, we must be winning.

The Real Casualties of US Power


Of course, no mention is made of the Iranian's successful attack which set afire the Gerald Ford aircraft carrier, using a $20,000 drone to defeat a $3 billion aircraft carrier. The Ford has fled the field of battle as has the rest of the US Navy, effectively. We have only a show Navy there now. They are too vulnerable to cheapie drones and missiles to risk. Fourth rate powers like Iran and Yemen can take them out with dime store weapons.

Robert MacNamara, a hawk on Vietnam, lost faith in the ability of the United States to win that war no matter how many battles it won because he calculated it cost $20,000 to kill a single Viet Cong.

By that sort of analysis, we have already lost the war with Iran, which uses drones and missiles which cost tens of thousands of dollars while the U.S. and Israel spend missiles costing millions to bring down each of those Iranian weapons.

It is also likely that the Iranians can replace these cheap missiles more rapidly than the Americans can replace their million dollar Patriots.



Beyond all that, the real end point is who controls the Strait of Hormuz, which clearly the United States cannot do, and has, tacitly, admitted it has no chance of doing. The Strait is lined with mountainous caves from which missiles cannot be dislodged, and, in any event, the Iranians can close the Strait without missiles, using fast boats armed with drones or simply mines. So Trump has shrugged his shoulders and said, "We don't need the Strait of Hormuz. Let NATO worry about Hormuz."

Which is to say, we cannot beat Iran. Iran will still be there no matter how many Iranians we kill or how many power plants we bomb and we, eventually, have to go back to from where we came.



But, we beat them! USA! USA! 

Sieg Heil!

And once again, America has won a non touch war, fought on the other side of an ocean costing only money and few expendable middle class lives of hero servicemen and women who we solemnly welcome back in their coffins to Andrews Air Force Base, having made the ultimate sacrifice for a President who thinks them fools and losers.

The average MAGA mob guy will grumble about paying more for gas at the pump, but he knows that won't last long, as his President has reminded him: A short war we can declare we won is not really a war, but only an excursion and we won it, and moved on.

MAGA. MAGA.

And who was that fellow Jeffrey Epstein anyway? So last week's news. 


Saturday, March 28, 2026

Trump Uber Alles



One thing about Donald Trump: there's never a dull or unfilled moment. 




It is hard just keeping up with Trump news; one loses track. Fortunately, the New York Times compiled a list of stuff Mr. Trump has attached his name to or has demanded be named for  him:

1. U.S. Currency will now have his signature where the U.S. Treasurer once had his. Not that most people ever noticed. And Trump did make sure his signature got printed on those COVID relief checks.

2. Trump coins: one with his profile and one from above the waist, leaning forward on some surface, looking like Marcus Aurelius watching his legions march off to war.



3. The Trump-Kennedy Center. As Llyod Benson remonstrated, "I knew Jack Kennedy. You're no Jack Kennedy." It's a "King Joffrey" move, if you're a fan of GOT.

4. Donald J. Trump United States Institute for Peace. Whatever that is. Likely where they display mementos from the airstrikes on fishing boats in the Caribbean, from the bombing of Iran and videos of Trump and his gang beating up on Volodymyr Zelensky in the Oval Office.

5. Trump Gold Card: wherein if you give Mr. Trump a million dollars, you can get a visa to visit America.

6. Trump RX: A website for buying prescription drugs, which does not work yet, but Mr. Trump has the concept of the program in mind.

7. Trump National Parks Pass, showing Mr. Trump next to George Washington, who is not as good looking. 

8. Trump Class Warships: which are especially vulnerable to $2,000 drones, like the one which set fire to the U.S.S. Gerald Ford, causing the $3 billion aircraft carrier to high tail it out of the Persian gulf. 

9. President Donald J. Trump International Airport in Florida.

We Know Airplanes


10. Penn Station in NYC renamed to Donald J. Trump Station. This is a nice complement to the Donald J. Trump ice skating rink in Central Park  and might go well with a renamed Grand Trump Central Station at 42 Street, and while we're at it we could rename "Fifth Avenue" to "Trump Avenue," and Tiffany's to Trump Tiffany's and Breakfast at Tiffany's to Breakfast at Trump's Tiffany's. 



For that matter, how about New Trump City?  With 5 boroughs: BronxalDonald, ManTrumptan, DonnyBrookland, Statentrumpia and QueensBarron. 





Airport Security

11. Washington Dulles Airport: Well, who was Dulles any way? Just some guy who traveled a lot by airplane when he was secretary of state. They built that airport way out in Loudon County, Virginia, so far from downtown Washington, D.C. that the joke was nobody would ever use it until you built a train to get to the city, which they did eventually and now it's still light years from the city, but people do use it if they are trying to get to West Virginia.


Now Here's a Man Who Knows Gold!



12. National Football League Donald J. Trump Commanders stadium. Well, they named one Redskins stadium after Robert F. Kennedy--the original RFK, not the JR, and they had some pretty good teams there eventually, but lately the team could use a boost, which surely the Trump name could provide. Maybe we could go back to the Redskins, as long as we are renaming things, which means we could play, "Hail to the Redskins!" again. Or "Hail to the Trump Redskins! Hail Victory. Hail to the Redskins! Fight for Old Donald Trumpty!"

13. The Trump Train: renaming the DC Metro is a no brainer. The alliteration alone would be worth it.

14. The $100 Trump dollar bill. I mean, really, is Benjamin Franklin, for all his talents as a scientist, a statesman, a diplomat not just a little too homely for American currency? Not from central casting. While we're at it, why not go full tilt and replace all those folks, Washington, Lincoln, Grant with Trump. You could add variety by profile, full frontal and maybe different colors for different denominations, as long as they are all gold.

15. And, last, and the piece de resistance: Trump on Mount Rushmore. The problem is placement. The faces are pretty tightly packed, but there does seem to be room to Mr. Lincoln's left, and maybe to George Washington's right. Or maybe, just maybe, we could touch up Teddy Roosevelt's visage and transform it into Donald Trump. Roosevelt never really belonged up there with the first President who held the country together and then retired, refusing to be king or Jefferson, author of the Declaration and the President who purchased the entire North American continent for Anglo posterity, or, of course, Lincoln, who Trump says is the next best President to himself. 


But really, do we need all those other faces? Why not just erase the others and do a really big Trump. Only makes sense. Give the man his due!

Sunday, March 22, 2026

What the World Needs Now...Is a Good Apocalypse Movie

 



Reading Oliver Stone and Peter Kuznick's wonderful "The Untold History of the United States," Mad Dog recalls the things they tell of,  things buried in his memories. 

The title is something of a misnomer--what these authors tell is not "untold," as Mad Dog remembers nearly everything they say about the 1950's, and even the stories set in earlier decades are hardly untold, merely forgotten, covered under layers of dust. What they have written is really, "The Forgotten History of the United States."



Going over those golden decades of the 1950's, the "Leave It To Beaver,"  segregated, halcyon days to which MAGA wants to return us, the whole Eisenhower era, where a man could support his wife and family and have a car and a lake house on his factory salary,  where serious men in the highest levels of the government wanted to use atomic bombs to cut a new Panama canal, to melt the polar ice caps, to intimidate the Communists into submission, to threaten Guatemala, Cuba and any other Latin American country who dared challenge the American United Fruit Company, the sheer lunacy of the times comes back into focus. Let's dig missile silos into the moon so we can attack the Soviet Union from space. Generals, Congressmen, up and down the chain of command, American officials were saying this stuff.



"Atoms for Peace" was Eisenhower's response to the outcry from scientists and a partially aroused public, when people like Einstein and Bertrand Russell sounded alarm bells about nuclear weapons threatening to end mankind. 

But that was all a con--Eisenhower's basic strategy, embraced by his loyalists (Dulles, Nixon, General Curtis LeMay et al), was to simply threaten with nuclear annihilation anyone who opposed the commercial interests of American corporations, or the political interests of the United States. He insisted nuclear weapons were just another addition to our military arsenal, and he considered using them in Korea, Indochina (later called "Vietnam" after he left office), the Suez Canal and elsewhere.

That benign looking, grandfatherly figure was mad as a hatter when it came to nukes. Even Churchill thought so. 




We could dig new harbors with nuclear bombs on the Alaskan coast; we could make new medicines with nuclear fallout; we could blast the earth in Arizona down toward the hot, magna core of the planet, for thermal heating systems. We could kill all the snakes in Africa with a-bombs! (How the bombs were going to select out the snakes, apparently, was not a problem anyone could solve.)

And don't forget our missile bases on the moon, which one wag said would be run by the Department of Luna-cy.

As is true now, the American public had no clear idea of who to believe, but then Neville Shute published a book, a novel, called, "On The Beach," and a movie soon followed.




 It simply described the aftermath of a nuclear world war, encapsulated in an Australian beach town waking up to the appearance off shore of an American submarine which has taken refuge, after firing its missiles. We meet the commander and crew of the submarine and we meet the Australian folks who take them in. Some star crossed romances ensue, but mostly what follows is the nuclear cloud, which crosses the equator and heads down toward Australia, ineluctably, as it moves toward the final elimination of human life on earth.

Churchill sent a copy to Khrushchev in Moscow, but he did not send a copy to Eisenhower because, Churchill said, Eisenhower had become "too muddle headed" to read it, or to appreciate it if he could read it.






The book's scientific assumptions were challenged, but the general conclusion was then and is now thought to be mostly correct: Nuclear war has the capacity of ending human life on earth.

And how did it all happen? There is only a general explanation--things got out of hand. 

Bibi Netanyahu, Iran, Ukraine are not mentioned nor predicted.

But you can be sure Joe Biden, addled as he might have been, remembered "On the Beach," as he replied to a question about whether the United States would go to war with Russia over Ukraine, "I don't want to start World War Three,"  Biden said.

Throughout "Untold History," American politicians continuously invoke the horrific menace of what we are facing--communists, Central American revolutionaries, Africans from tumultuous failed states, and it all sounds so today--we need strong men (in masks) to protect us from rape and murder coming from people who are not White or Christian or even English speaking. The escalation from the mundane to the five alarm fire is simply first gear for the MAGA mob. 


But where is our "On The Beach" today? 

Where is the book or movie or Netflix series about a Kingfish who denigrates experts, scientists, generals, becomes President, unleashes previously controlled viral diseases by abandoning vaccines, betrays America's allies, starts a war in the Middle East, then moves on to a war with China, as masked storm troopers suppress all dissent, murder and imprison all opposition, as he churns out gold coins with his image imprinted on them, renames airports, bridges, buildings, theaters, sports arenas after himself and he fiddles (or plays golf) while his apathetic nation is distracted by the circus, and he ultimately provokes Armageddon?

Is the story simply implausible? Just too far out?

In today's media world even a book as riveting as Shute's would have to fight through an ocean of titles competing for attention. In 1960, there were only three TV channels and Hollywood produced a manageable stream of movies shown in local theaters. You could get everyone's attention, if you had the money.

Today, getting enough clicks is tougher, and getting people to actually sit still and watch a movie is even more unattainable. And, to get the attention "On the Beach" got, to achieve that sort of reach through our population, you'd need Bezos, Zuckerberg, all the 0.001% guys to get on board. 

Don't think we could rely on Elon Musk for that.

Or, for that matter, any of them.

But there is a chance: A lot of people watch "The Pitt," and millions will see "One Battle After Another."

The question is whether or not it is still possible to get enough people on the same page to coalesce opinion.

But, it won't be easy:  even after masked federal agents shot a White mother and a White nurse in Minneapolis, Americans turned the page and moved on to "March madness."






Saturday, March 21, 2026

Renee Good and Alex Pretti Are Still Dead


 News cycles being what they are, what are a couple of murders of ordinary people in Minnesota to fret about?



Last night, on PBS Rick Scott, the U.S. Senator from Florida was asked about the Democratic opposition to mask ICE agents roving the streets in unmarked vans, shooting people and he rolled out a list of names of people he claimed were murdered by illegal immigrants and pointed to heroic ICE agents as the good guys who are defending white womanhood from the depravations of Spanish speaking rapists and  murderers.



When asked at his confirmation hearing about his statement that Alex Pretti was a terrorist intent on murdering policemen, Markwayne Mullin said he might have "misspoken" about that, and, he admitted modestly, you can't get everything  right every time.




Not that  of this sort of hyperbolic tripe is new in America--Senator Joe McCarthy claimed there were thousands of Communists infiltrated into the halls of the U.S. government--he had a list of names--and that they were planning on taking over America and making it a pawn of the Soviet Union.

Pointing to a nurse holding a sign, "Melt ICE," and screeching, "Terrorist, rapist, murderer!" is so very American.

Up here in New Hampshire, most folks don't want to think too much about a mother or a nurse murdered by sadistic agents of the federal government. Haven't seem 'em up hereabouts. 




ICE is searching for empty warehouses where they can stash Spanish speaking, brown skin people caught driving or walking while Brown in Kavanaugh stops.  We put Japanese in concentration camps once for being of Japanese heritage. What's so wrong about seizing Spanish speakers and stuffing them in concentration camps? As Justice Kavanaugh said, when you find an illegal alien, he is apt to be speaking Spanish, looking Spanish and hanging around with other Spanish speaking people in Home Depot parking lots. So that satisfies that pesky requirement in the Constitution called "probable cause."

Was a time Black folks were lynched for being Black and walking around town after some white woman claimed to have been raped by a Black man. Much the same thing.

Clinton triggered a mass psychotic break called the "Unite the Right" rally when he observed the United States was moving ineluctably toward become a "majority minority nation."  That struck a deep chord: "We will not be replaced," the White men marching in Charlottesville shouted, wearing Swastikas, and there were some very fine people there, Trump reminded us. Also some Very Fine Cannibals, no doubt.

Very Fine Cannibals, Charlottesville, VA


Harry Truman didn't much like Jews, who he called "kikes" and he certainly did not like scientists, especially if they expressed horror at the uses of atomic bombs and if they spoke out against developing hydrogen bombs. Those scientists were all sissies and Truman said he never lost a wink of sleep about dropping the bombs on Hiroshima or Nagasaki.  And to this day, most people have no idea why Nagasaki had to fry. Even before Hiroshima, but surely after Hiroshima, the Japanese were toast, literally, and they knew it and dropping the second bomb then and now looks like, "Well, we had this bomb: What were we supposed to do with it?"

So, this America, man. 

Alex Pretti and Renee Good are dead and will stay dead. There is no statute of limitations on murder, because death is forever. But, of course, there is no murder, if the government does it.

Was always so. Thus is ever so.


Friday, March 13, 2026

Fighting the Last War

 

March 11, 2026, the American aircraft carrier, U.S.S. Ford was disabled and had to withdraw from its post to 200 miles away from combat by a $20,000 Iranian drone, which flew over the water at an altitude for 15 feet, evading the carrier's radar, then jumped up the the flight deck where sailors where refueling an airplane and exploded.

At least, that's what you can see on a few YouTube channels. In the time of AI and depleted journalism, it's hard to know who or what to believe. But if this is true, then the United States is losing this war.



If  a $13 billion dollar weapon was disabled by a $20,000 drone, then the United States can strut around all it wants, but it's fallen into a trap of hubris.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nH50tJNE3tU&t=122s

Pete Hegseth keeps telling us we are bombing them back to the Stone Age, and the Pentagon is releasing videos showing us playing a video game with Iran, but Mad Dog remembers the war in Vietnam where the U.S. had air supremacy over Hanoi and the whole of both Vietnams, north and south and it didn't matter a damn. The North Vietnamese still beat the U.S., and United the country.

Images of LBJ, standing on the bridge of an American carrier watching the launch of American jets which pummeled targets in Vietnam, dropped napalm, roared louder than lions, all without any effect to win the war.

Crowds cheered as cavalry rode off to fight in the First World War, looking fearsome and proud. But machine guns, barbed wire, trenches and tanks ultimately rendered those horse mounted warriors ridiculous.




Iranian drones may be making American jets and surface ships look impotent and ridiculous.

The North Vietnamese and Viet Cong had multi-leveled tunnels with hospitals and HVAC built in concentric circles around Saigon. None of them were the least bit impeded by those jets roaring over LBJ's head.





Americans: We make a lot of noise, build expensive machines, but we haven't won a lot of wars lately against really smart determined enemies--not in Afghanistan, not in Vietnam and not, apparently, in Iran.

Hey BROS! I got this!


Of course, with the advent of AI, it's difficult to know whether the YouTube clip embedded in this post is even real, but when you see multiple stories across different sites, it does appear that some things are likely true:

1/ Iran has not suffered a significant degradation of its missile arsental and in fact, it  is likely the US which has begun running out of missiles and interceptors.

2/ The flow of Patriot missiles and similar systems to fight in Iran has bled away the availability of those weapons for Ukraine, which is now in danger of being disarmed by the war in Iran. So Putin is very happy about the US being bled by Iran.

3/ The Iranians do now and will likely for some time in the future, control the Strait of Hormuz and that allows Iran to wreck havoc on Western economies.

4/ Iran has said that if the US attacks the power grid  in Tehran, it will sink the USS Ford aircraft carrier and it is possible, given it's first successful attack on that ship, that it may just be able to do that, unless the Ford hightails it out of range.

Overall, it looks like Hegseth and Trump were simply too stupid to do the chess game, and the Iranians are much smarter and, to use Trump's phrase, they hold all the cards.