Saturday, September 17, 2016

Archie Bunker Rides the Crest

Close your eyes next time you hear Donald Trump speak and tell me you do not hear Archie Bunker talking. 

"My doctor tells me I got a communications disease."  

Tell me truthfully, who said that? Donald or Archie? If Donald never said it, he should have, is all I can say.

Has the Donald not objected to the whole neighborhood turning into a smelting pot? Or did he say, sweltering pot?

He has defended himself against the charge of excitement to riot, as well he should have. 

He claims his testosterone levels are really excellent, the best testosterone levels of anyone who has ever been President and way better than Crooked Hillary's.

Ifso fatso. 

He just can't find a receptive audience among those Black people in Flint. It was like casting pearls into wine. 

The one thing he insists is that he is a red blooded male, and you know, men have waddya call, a carnival instinct. If Mr. Trump does not have that, I don't know what he has. 

And  he is making progress about defining his policies now. He's working on position papers, taking positions, because, as he says, "position is nine tenths of the law." 

What he really can't stand is when anyone insults him. You know what they call that:  Definition of character.


  1. Mad Dog,
    Yes, unlike Crooked Hillary, who can't see the forest for the tweets, Candidate Trump is quick to note that he deters to the wisdom of our four fathers who also believed the most important thing in the Constitution is the right to bare our arms..

  2. Ms. Maud,

    Well the right to bare your arms is not guaranteed in the Constitution because you are of the female persuasion and you need permission from some responsible adult MALE member of your family, unless of course, you live in France, in which case you need permission to cover you arms and legs.

    Mad Dog