Friday, January 20, 2017

Trump Semi Haiku Contest

Here's a game for you.
Try to speak like President Trump.
Use all the best words.
Keep your sentences simple: no ifs and's or but's.
Be able to say each sentence in one breath.
Make people feel really good about themselves.

It's not as easy as it sounds.

Here's a sample. It's sort of like Haiku.

You will all be winners.
There will be lots of winning.
You will not be ignored.
The bad stuff stops now.
The good stuff starts now.
China is bad.
America good.
You  good.
I  good.
Muslims are maybe bad.
Radical Islam  bad.
We will destroy Radical Islam.
Mexicans bad.
Wall good.
Trump good.
Trump make you feel good. (Especially if you are a woman.)

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