This America, Man: A Sh*tHole Country

 

His fans go wild!

Trump has done it again!

https://www.youtube.com/shorts/sKaVoDRvLQc

He owns the libs! And that you tube label intentionally euphemized it: That clearly wasn't "sludge" he was dropping in that video--that was snowflake editing. It was doo-doo, poop, excrement, which are the Democratic Party/ chattering FCC regulated class stuff; it was very clearly shit. Yes, say the word. That's what Mr. Trump said, visually. His fans, everyone really, knew what he was saying; only the propriety police tried to deny it. 

We are such delicate hot house flowers now, in America, we have to warn evening news audiences "this story contains images which some may find disturbing." 

No such warning for Mr. Trump's video. Simple denial in some parts; but we all could see for ourselves, just as we could see those January 6 MAGA boys were not ordinary tourists.

No, those January 6th tourists were heroes, and are now all pardoned, because, after all, do we really want patriotic heroes in jail? They were merely trying to protect us all from rampaging leftist mobs intent on burning down cities and protecting illegal aliens and Hamas terrorists right here in the USA!

Heroes Trying to Save Democracy

Ordinary Tourists Looking for a Place to Poop

Trump's "Very Fine People" 

But here we have rampaging leftist mobs intent on protecting terrorists and illegal criminal aliens!

Rampaging Leftist Liberals Burning Down Cities

Or, as Mike Johnson, Republican Speaker, said, Mr. Trump's video was just harmless "satire." You know "satire:" that's what got Stephen Colbert and Jimmy Kimmel canceled. 

Hillary so understated the "basket of deplorables." It wasn't a basket; it was a vast trainload, stretching out across the land from Altoona to Appalachia to Arkansas to Alcatraz. 

And this is where we are, really where we've always been, in MAGA land.

This America, Man

This is rural Pennsylvania, Wisconsin, Ohio and this is all of the Confederate States of America, except those blue tear drops scattered about in places like Austin, Atlanta, Memphis. Right here in New Hampshire, we've got Portsmouth and Dover and Durham and Alabama in between.

Mad Dog is humbled, trying to find words, but, mercifully, another AI aided you tube is up now. 

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tA7e6951nKo&t=452s

If only we had a George Carlin resurrected. 

Make America Like This Again: Let's Go Back to the 1950's!

We can now say, "in the immortal words of" with real homage.

 

Violent Criminals, Aliens and Terrorists Rally in All 50 States: Trump Plays Golf

 

"The Democrat Party’s main constituency are made up of Hamas terrorists, illegal aliens, and violent criminals."

--Karoline Leavitt, Press Secretary for Donald Trump

 "You see these bums, you know, blowing up the campuses."

--Richard Nixon, May 1, 1970, two days before Kent State massacre

"These are 'Hate America' rallies"

--Mike Johnson, Republican Speaker of the House

"They don't hate America, Mr. Speaker; they just hate you... and your MAGAts."

--Obadiah Youngblood

Oh! Those Hamas terrorists! Those green frogs, yellow ducks marching in the streets spewing out vile HATE for America! 

"Always accuse your opponent of exactly what you know yourself to be guilty of yourself."

--Dr. Joseph Goebbels

So, those naked bicycle riders, those green frogs and dinosaurs are now rallying for Hamas?

Kermit! Say it ain't so!

Shohei Ohtani Evades ICE: Wrecks Havoc In LA

 

Los Angeles, October 18, 2025

The unsung hero of the game which catapulted the Los Angeles Dodgers into the World Series was not Shohei Ohtani, who merely hit more home runs than he allowed hits to the Milwaukee Brewers in that final National League championship game. Three home runs, two hits allowed the Brewers and 10 strikeouts. 

The real hero was Mookie Betts, who recruited teammates Max Muncy and Freddie Freeman to accost three ICE agents and lock them into lockers in the home team locker room before the game, leaving a bat boy to guard them until the celebrating players departed the club house, hours after the game ended.

"We were under orders to detain a foreign national here in a well known sanctuary city," one of the agents, who spoke on condition of anonymity upon his release. "And we were placed at risk for our lives by the bat boy, who speaks Spanish, Japanese and only some English, which ought to be enough said."  When asked about Ohtani's legal status, the agent replied, "His legal status, like most of the people we shove into our van, was murky, and it's standard ICE practice to just grab and go, and work out the legal stuff later. We are not some pencil necked lawyers, after all. We are just brawny ICE guys. But this guy, Oh-TAWN-ee, clearly speaks a foreign language and is only able to command about a dozen English words, like 'curve,' and 'four seamer,' and his best friend is a guy named Yamamoto, who also pitches for the Dodgers and is on our list, and who, if you Google it, is the guy who planned Pearl Harbor. I mean, what more do you need?"

New York's Finest (Not Dodger Fans)

Asked who ordered the interdiction of Ohtani and Yamamoto, the agent would only smile inscrutability, but when pressed, he later added, "So, the Brewers are from Wisconsin, which voted the right way in the last election, if you know what I mean. I mean 49.6% voted for the King and 0.5% voted for Bobby, Junior, so you know, Wisconsin is okay.  Sure, Milwaukee, the city, may not be reliable, but it's the state that counts. So we had a mission to prevent these aliens from raping the system. I mean, what could be more American than Baseball?"

Has Ohtani committed any crimes? 

"Well, he steals bases," the agent replied. "Everyone talks about the home runs and his fastball, but nobody ever talks about his propensity toward theft. He just can't help himself. He might be safe on first base, but he's never satisfied."

Asked if ICE plans to strike again.

"Well, it all depends," the G-man replied. "I mean, if it's a Canadian team on the other side--which it could be--and that would speak volumes for the perfidious nature of how these foreign powers have targeted real Americans. 

They've taken aim at the most American game of all, and then we'd have to watch them play 'Oh, Canada!' before some games. 

Waiting in the Dodgers' Clubhouse

Personally, I'd put those aluminum tariffs up to a thousand percent. Next thing you know they'll be using aluminum bats to replace good American ash and maple. Yeah, I know it could be a team from the state of Washington, which is just filthy blue, but still, it's America, and we could  flood that zone with Texas National Guard, in Seattle, which is a sanctuary city,  but if it's the Blue Jays, we'd have to deal with the Mounties and Fentanyl cartel, across the border, so the best shot we'll get is likely right back in L.A. But this time, we'll take care of this Mookie mope first. I mean, he's sort of an illegal himself--a refugee from Boston."

HATE AMERICA RALLIES IN DEMOCRAT HELL HOLES!

 

Portsmouth, NH, October, 2025

Stormfront alert!

Radical Democrat Leftist America Haters are roiling in Portsmouth, NH, a Democratic Hell Hole, massing to march in a planned United Hate America Rally!

Governor Kelly Ayotte has declined to put her New Hampshire National Guard at risk, but she has asked for Mississippi National Guard troops to deploy along Market Street, and Alabama Guard will fill Market Square, in front of North Church, where Daniel Webster was a congregant, and George Washington visited in search of his escaped slave, Ona Judge.

Threatening Potential Rioter 

Homeland Security czarina, Kristi Noem, has vowed to deploy ICE to track down Ms. Judge's descendants to be returned to Mount Vernon, Virginia, before being sent to El Salvador.

Outside agitators, from Portland, Oregon and Chicago have also been sighted in Rye, Greenland and Hampton, NH, sheltering among fellow traveler Democrats.

National Guard units designated with special "Sic Semper Agitator" patches from Louisiana, Arkansas, Oklahoma and South Carolina will be quartered in the homes of any Portsmouth resident whose name ends in a vowel, or who is a known Spanish speaker.  

Elitist Liberal Agitator 

Tensions are palpable.

Portsmouth police chief, asked about his plans to cooperate with ICE and the Confederate Guard units, replied with an assertive, inscrutable "No Comment."

Russell Vought, director of the OMB, has deployed January 6th veterans to direct crowds toward the Portsmouth Naval Shipyard and to instruct them about tactics for becoming "Ordinary Tourists." Furloughed government workers, who restore and repair nuclear submarines, have been ordered to return to work but have been told Democrats refuse to pay them so if there is any trouble with the fleet, we'll all know who to blame.

Big Bird, interviewed on the set of Sesame Street, averred he/she has been informed by Attorney General Pam Bondi,  that "sanctuary cities" will be considered to be in overt rebellion which justifies trigger President Trump's activation of the Insurrection Act, which is, in a nutshell (and we use that word advisedly) martial law. 

Dangerous Rioters Insurrectionists

Asked about plans for flag burning, protestors said no plans for any sort of fire related activity have been made, and, in fact, most frogs, bears, unicorns have noted that they are very flammable and have no wish to engage in pyrotechnics.  NPR has reached Kermit, who knows how hard it is to be green, for comment and his Ode, "Frog Resistance Makes Me Croak," is shown in the link below.

Texas Guard troops, originally slotted to arrive at Pease Airport, have been sent home by Secretary of Internal Warfare, Pete Hegseth, for being too fat and not the right look, and definitely not from Central Casting.  

Fat Troops Need Not Apply

Meanwhile, Secretary Hegseth, in a bold effort to demonstrate manly virtue and to set an example for National Guard troops everywhere, released a photo showing just the look he is seeking.

Look Ma! They Made Me Secretary of WAR!

The New Hampshire seacoast has been hosting readings of The Concord Hymn by Ralph Waldo Emmerson, a noted radical elitist leftist America hater, who glorified violence with that line: "And fired the shot heard round the world," a paean to leftist revolutionary violence.

Dangerous Hell Hole Rioter

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bw5zxdSObso

Seacoast Protestor

Mad Dog Becomes Obsolete: Hitchens Returns!

"People who say they don't care about what others think of what they write are fooling themselves, or just dishonest," a friend, once told me. People write because they want to be read; there can be no other reason.

But then, how to explain diaries? Those, at least putatively, are meant NOT to be read, except by the writer himself (or herself.) One can argue that diarist secretly hopes to be discovered, or that the diarist wants to go back, some day, for a glimpse of what they were like in years past, at some forgotten, lost time of development.

Personally, Mad Dog, has always been with Joan Didion on this: "I write entirely to find out what I'm thinking, what I'm looking at, what I see and what it means."

So, for years, Mad Dog's blogs have served that purpose and he has paddled onward, against the current, undaunted by an indifferent world. This blog has two followers, and a typical blog post may garner 2,000 views, most of which are likely robots from Brazil, Vietnam and India. 

So why bother? Simply to organize and examine one's own thoughts?

Walking by "Speakers' Corner" in Hyde Park, London, years ago, Mad Dog drifted over to a crowd which had formed around a twenty-something, a man with "ginger" hair, who had attracted maybe eight people. Most speakers were speaking to less than a half dozen, but this guy had attracted maybe a score of people, and I wondered what he could be saying to warrant such attention as people were hustling to get to work and on with their days. His pitch was that he had important things to say and they were so important he refused to say them to a small audience, as such brilliance of his needed a large audience--Baryshnikov does not dance on street corners. Rachmaninov does not play in smoke filled dives full of cigarette smoke and people talking. 

The very act of casting his pearls into the pigsty, not necessarily before swine, but just put there, was destructive of the value of what he had to offer. 

It was a neat bit of irony--he was disparaging the worth of the very people who had stopped to listen to him because, he was saying, by their numbers alone, they were unworthy. 

Watching buskers like Allie Sherlock, who sings as people stream by her Dublin corner, ignoring her, or pausing only momentarily in a fleeting acknowledgment of her talent, I can understand his point now. 

Joshua Bell played his violin in front of the entrance to a Washington, D.C. subway, and federal employees, being what they are,  hustled to get to work on time, ignoring him. One little boy was mesmerized, and his scolding mother dragged him away, unaware that he had recognized and responded to something really extraordinary, which she had missed. 

Annie Hall's lovely voice is lost amid the sounds of plates clattering and people calling for beers in the nightclub. 

And that's the lethal poison to real brilliance, not jeers or catcalls, but simple indifference. 

Not that Mad Dog is in the "brilliant" spectrum--but the point is, if a tree falls in the forest but no sentient being hears or listens to it, was there even a sound? The sound waves may be radiating, but they mean nothing unless there is a receptive device to make sense of it.

It's not the "Sounds of Silence," but the silent sounds. 

In the past, Mad Dog has rationalized his output by recognizing that he is not seeing his positions adequately presented in The New York Times, The Atlantic or the New Yorker--three wonderful platforms hosting, for the most part, thoughtful, insightful writers, but writers, nevertheless, who are only writers, who--with some exceptions--are not doctors, lawyers, engineers, i.e., they are not people who have come to their ideas by personal struggle, but only by reading and talking with other people. 

But now, an occult phenomenon has changed things: Somebody has managed to simulate Christopher Hitchens' voice, his written voice, and to address a slate of important topics as Hitchens would have done, had he lived. (Just to make it fun, whoever it is has simulated Hitchens' spoken voice as well.)

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cHkN9GUaFJU&t=213s

Mad Dog has been unable to ascertain who has managed this youtube Channel feat, "Hitchens Resurrected," and it is likely the final product has had some help from artificial intelligence, but, in the end, Mad Dog has realized, with this channel going strong, there is really nothing left to say, at least, for the moment.

It is all said so much better on this youtube thing, by whoever it is, speaking in the style of Hitchens, but,  more importantly, saying what needs to be said, what Mad Dog has not come close to organizing as well.

So, for now, Mad Dog will retire, sit back and simply read the Hitch, only to return if Mad Dog needs to add something Resurrected missed.

The Threat From Within

 He orchestrates a conclave of his most senior and powerful generals and admirals, knowing that power, or at least the kind of power he seeks, flows from the muzzle of a gun.

There have been some intimations that the military leadership may not be entirely loyal to the man, but to another idea of leadership and power.

He touches on the threat of encroachment from without, from invasion across borders, but that is not where he focuses his attention.

It is the threat from within which concerns him most. The nation has been infested, is rife with disloyal, self serving, money hungry hordes who are not true, clean, real countrymen. They threaten to bring down the country from within.

He explains there are some places where his support is very strong and these places will be rewarded, but where his support has been sparse, he will invade and he will use the armed forces to pacify these areas of resistance, disloyalty and perfidy.

He exhorts his generals to focus on aiming their weapons at the threat inside, in cities which are festering with this unwholesome, repugnant element.

He has cowed, coerced and reshaped the judiciary, which is now not a counter measure to his power, but an ally in his consolidation of power.

On the street, people are arrested for their appearance, or because of overheard conversations, and troops storm into workplaces, public spaces and even homes and are hauled away and often families cannot even ascertain where they have been sent.

Longstanding processes are dismissed as weak and needless impediments to the vital work which demands immediate action for the safety of the nation.

He speaks of returning the nation to the dominance and rightful exalted status among nations and all humanity it deserves and once enjoyed.

Public officials are dismissed because they are perceived as antagonistic or disloyal to him personally, and to oppose him is to oppose the nation, the brotherhood of those who share the will toward greatness.

Words like "unprecedented" and "not normal" are used so often they are no longer even noticed.

He is, the press and media explain, something so different and new we have only old words to describe a new phenomenon.

But, they are wrong. He is not something new. 

He is something returned from the past, playing, openly and unabashed, by an old playbook, published and sold widely, a copy in every home. It has simply been unread and forgotten, but it is not new. 

It is a zombie, returned from the past which is no longer the past, but simply an echo coming back around.

Following Court Order? A Firing Offense

 

Just in case you missed it: a U.S. Attorney in California was fired by President Trump because she notified a lawless ICE official a court order forbid him from arresting people because they looked Hispanic.

She was following a court order to the letter. 

Beckwith: The Temerity of Obeying the Law

Michele Beckwith told Gregory Bonvino, head of the Border Patrol's El Centro region, to stop arresting people for walking while Brown, and liceity split, she got fired directly by the Oval Office.

Just Look At This Toadie 

Mr. Bonvino apparently responded that the Supreme Court had already ruled arresting people for speaking Spanish, looking Mexican or working in jobs frequented by immigrants is perfectly alright.

So, this is where we are: the 3 branches of government has collapsed into one: The Executive branch, or some would say the Royal branch--"Le droit, c'est moi," meaning "I am the state," which is Louis XIV. After XIV came Louis XV, who said, "Apres moi, le deluge," after me the deluge. And he was surely correct about that.