Wow! This is Just Like Celebrity Apprentice: You're Fired!

Hot damn! I knew this would get good. 
President Trump is just loads of fun.

He fires the acting Attorney General, Sally Yates, thereby providing her with the best line on her resume for ever more,  and setting her up for consideration by the Nobel Peace Prize committee and I'm looking for the youtube of him calling her into the Oval Office and shouting, "You're fired!"

He's just got to get Jeff Sessions in place who has no qualms about banning Muslims. He might ban Mexicans and rapists and atheists, too. Definitely, Mormons. Mormons cannot get a visa. They have multiple wives, which is okay, as long as you don't have them all at the same time. Just wait til those Mormons trying to come back into the country from their missions to Somalia or wherever, where they probably got radicalized and learned how to build bombs, just wait til they try to get back into the country. Joke's on them. 

The ban on people from Iraq, Syria, Iran and I forget which other trouble making countries is not complete, so it's not about being Muslim, because, after all, exceptions will be made for Christians, which proves this is definitely not about Muslims, just Muslim from the wrong countries, trouble making, threatening, Islamic terrorist Muslims need not apply. Which is, well, every Muslim from those named countries.

But Saudi Arabia, which supplied 19 of those guys on the airplanes on 9/11, that is exempted. So it's not about Muslims, but about terrorists. Got that? 

What I want to know is when Chuck Schumer heard Sally had been fired, did he cry?

Name Me a Democrat with Balls

How the Republicans have been howling with laughter over Chuck Schumer, "leader" of the Democrats in the Senate tearing up with impotent rage over Trump's Muslim ban. 

Trump himself, off course, could not resist pointing to Schumer as the quintessential Democratic wimp, leader of a party of wimps. 

And, for once, Trump was right.

This is why Trump will win a second term. This is why Trump will succeed. The loyal opposition is simply incapable of anything more than whimpering. 

Look at the Democrats. 
Schumer is not just a weenie, but he's a not at all bright weenie.  How did he ever get to be a Senator from New York, much less the leader of the Democrats? The fact they chose this jellyfish says more than enough about the Democrats.

I love Bernie and he once had enough balls to stand up to Trump and his gang, but he is seventy and tired and not a threat. 

Al Franken has never actually had a rapier wit, and is often reduced to calling people like Rush Limbaugh a  "big, fat, liar." That hardly eviscerates Limbaugh--on the contrary, more evidence of impotence...the eight year old's most emphatic insult.

Steny Hoyer is old now. Chris van Hollan is about as bold as George Plimpton in a snit. 

Barney Frank once had balls, but he became  dissipated  and morbidly obese and he simply ran out of steam.

Where is the thunder from the left? 

When Trump takes "bold" action by banning Muslims and the Democrats respond by simply breaking down in tears, surrounding themselves with women in head scarves who testify they are now officially "scared," do the Democrats not prove Trump's case for him? These Democrats are simply too timid to protect anyone.

He had a pair

Americans are nowhere near as flaccid and helpless as Congressional Democrats. These Democrats are the weepy, helpless girls in the horror movie who cannot stand up and strike a blow but simply cower and curl up into a fetal ball, weeping as the villain  stalks about the room. 

No question about his

I'm ashamed to admit I'm a Democrat, in this company. 

"Oh, do you wet your pants when Donald Trump comes into the room? Does Steve Bannon make you sweat and tremble? If ISIS  attacks will you break down and cry? You're not going to protect anyone by crying." 

Beyond doubt: But another Republican

Tell me, fellow reader, who am I missing among the few Democrats left in the House and the less than 50 in the Senate who has any balls?  Closest I can come is Elizabeth Warren, and that's a sorry state of affairs when the only Democrat with balls has two X chromosomes. I'm all for bold and nervy women, but why do the Democrats' women always have to wear the pants?

First, The Movement Needs a Flag

The T Party movement was all about marketing.  It's central message made no sense, really: That government is best which governs least, or not at all. That may have made sense to Jefferson, who saw America as an eternally bucolic nation, peopled by families on farms, honest working people living as he did on Monticello. But in a continental nation of 300 million, we actually need a functioning government. And we have to sell that notion.

Our Flag

Their Flag

Actually, Donald Trump has signed on to the idea of an activist government; it's just his idea of what a government should do is puerile: A government should make deals with each and every company with a factory and then it should build walls around the continent and make sure that the factory workers are put back to work building the same air conditioners and automobiles they've always made and sell those to their countrymen without competition from the higher tech models made by robots in China.

In that sense, Trump is no different from the plantation owners of the ante Bellum South, who thought they could freeze time.

As Bruce Catton observed, the slave owners in Georgia were unable to face reality.

In the 1860s the leaders of the cotton belt made one of the most prodigious miscalculations in recorded history. On the eve of the era of applied technologies, in which more and more work is done with fewer people and less effort, they made war to preserve the day of chattel slavery - the era of gang labor, with its reliance on the same use of human muscles that built the pyramids. The lost cause was lost before it started to fight. Inability to see what is going on in the world can be costly.” 

― Bruce Catton, Waiting for the Morning Train

President Trump has no firmer grip on reality today.

But to oppose him, we need a carnival, to appeal to those who need that. Remember the T party clowns in their three cornered hats?  They were waving those splendid yellow flags, expropriated from the American Revolution. Symbols can be useful, potent even.  You can put them on bumper stickers and T shirts and rally the troops around them.

Here's the flag

I like the statue of Liberty flag--wave that around to remind people we are a nation of immigrants, and there's that poem at its base--give me your tired, your poor--and all that. And rally round. Mother of exiles, lifts her lamp beside the golden door.
Can't you see it?
Let's start with a flag, and maybe some of those foam rubber head bands and we can march.

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Is It Time for the Armbands?

The King of Denmark, Professor Google tells us, never actually rode through the streets of Copenhagen wearing a yellow Star of David armband after the Nazi occupiers decreed all Jews in Denmark must wear armbands, but he did say, when asked about the decree, "Well, then all Danes must wear armbands."

The question is now, have we come to the point where all Americans of good faith (as opposed to the dimwits who voted for Trump) should wear some sort of armband (a red crescent perhaps) in solidarity of our Muslim citizens.

Elizabeth Warren, bless her heart, has said she will be among the first to register as a Muslim if Trump tries to register Muslims, but you know how he'll handle that one: "Oh, Pocahontas, first she's an Indian. Now she's a Muslim." 


But the armband thing, that could be effective.


Trouble is, you'd see them in the cities but not out there in Trump country, where the smartest animals are the coyotes. (I know, Maud, you will say that is an invidious comparison, as coyotes are clearly smarter than Trump voters, and that insults the intelligence of the coyotes. But, please.)

The thing is, we had marches in some cities protesting the banning of Muslims from entering the country, or even re-entering the country, but it barely made the news in most places.

For the first two or three years of the Civil War, Lincoln kept trying to find a general who would fight.  Ultimately, he found Grant, whose detractors called him a drunk and a butcher. Lincoln replied he'd like to find what whiskey Grant drank; he'd send a bottle to all his other generals.

That's what we need now, a Grant, and probably a Sherman. We need leaders who will fight.

Look Ma! I'm a soldier!

Until then, resistance may have to come from the little people, like you and me, and our armbands.


Speaking of Professor Google--Google's flagstaff today shows Fred Korematsu because it's his birthday today. And who is Fred? He led the resistance to the internment of Japanese Americans during WWII, the last time hysteria against "the other" seized America. Our response then, was cowardly and intolerant, in a country which was far whiter and demonstrably more racist and about half the population of today's America. But that internment was a cautionary tale.

About those armbands: Haven't been able to find any on line, but if there's a profit in it, likely that won't be a problem. Just let Café press get a hold of this and we are off to the races.

Red and Blue

For those who are still dwelling in despair over your fellow countrymen, for those who have been looking at that dreadful map of where Trump won and how the country was awash in Trump mania, for those who have listened to Mark Shields about how the Democratic party has been shattered, reduced to a bicoastal party, shrunken into a series of gopher hills in the prairie, you can draw that conclusion when you look at the standard election results map of counties won by Trump v Clinton and it does look dire. 

Pretty depressing, right?
But remember, grasslands and mountains don't get to vote. People do. And when you look at where the people actually live, you get a different schematic.

Feel better now?

The Best Dutch Masterpiece Ever

Hold on to your hats, boys and girls.

Here is the best thing to come out of the Netherlands since Rembrandt, or maybe, Van Gogh.

Certainly better than Geert Wilders.

Here's the link:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ELD2AwFN9Nc

Defund Planned Parenthood: Go Right Ahead

Here's a discovery:  "Defunding Planned Parenthood" does nothing to injure the organization of Planned Parenthood. The doctors, the nurses, the administrators still get paid and don't even blink. 

This is because the government doesn't "fund" Planned Parenthood in the first place.
The government subsidizes the patients (through Medicaid) who can then go to Planned Parenthood for their contraception, HIV screening, STD screening. Medicaid does not pay for abortions. 
So "defunding Planned Parenthood" does not cost Planned Parenthood a cent. 
You are defunding the poor women who use Planned Parenthood. 

That may make you happy. 
You may think, well then those tramps will not be able to get their abortions now. Serve them right. They can just go have those babies like respectable women.

Of course, if you are thinking beyond your own moral rectitude, you might consider defunding contraception may in fact be, practically speaking, stoking up unwanted pregnancies, but for someone like you, who thinks like you do, that is probably not a problem.

Take home message: You don't hurt that evil empire, that abortion mill--only 15% of what Planned Parenthood does has to do with abortions--that den of iniquity, Planned Parenthood, by denying Medicaid to the patients who use the facilty. You have simply deprived it of one customer base--and, in fact, from a business point of view, Planned Parenthood, if it were run strictly as a business, should be only too happy to divest itself of the poor, of the Medicaid dollar, which is always laughably low. 

But go right ahead. Feel good about yourself. Make war on poor women. You always have. Now you can feel self righteous about it.