Thursday, February 6, 2025

BEING THERE: WHEN LIFE IMITATES ART

 

In 1979 a movie starring Peter Sellers called "Being There," was released. 



It was about a simple minded gardener who has spent his whole life sequestered in a rich man's mansion, tending to flowers and shrubs. 

Eventually, he is ejected from this gilded world and wanders the streets in the elegant clothes he had retrieved from the attic of his employer, gets hit by a limousine owned by a rich woman, who brings him to her own mansion, where he is taken in and cared for by a doctor and the rich couple who live there.





Eventually, he is introduced to the President of the United States--this is Washington, DC, after all--where his homilies about how each plant has its season, and about how you must water the seeds for them to gain root and grow, are apprehended by his rapt listeners in the White House, on TV talk shows as extended parables and metaphors. 

He is hailed as a guru, a very wise man with an expansive visionary intellect.


And now we have a man, raised in a hermetically sealed world of rich boys, now occupying the White House, speaking in simple phrases: We will make Gaza wonderful.  We will make it such a wonderful place, like a new Riviera. And it will be settled by "world people."



Of course, in the movie, the maid who raised and cared for the gardener before he wandered off, knew he was simple minded--"rice pudding between the ears"--and the scene of her watching his interview on TV, as the people on TV listen in rapt attention to the talk about knowing when to sow and when to reap, and the maid is saying, "That boy is barely able to feed himself."



And now we have our very own Chauncey Gardiner in the White House, telling us about his plan for the Gazza strip, which he says America will own and renovate.

Going back to day one with Trump, we have been told to not take him literally, but to take him seriously. Once he became President, we had to take what he says seriously, until now. It just isn't possible any more to take him seriously as he shouts out whatever thought reaches his mouth, unfiltered by brain. It's okay for TV hosts to speculate and fantasize about solutions, about untested, uncalculated plans, but not for the President.  Until now, whenever a President said he wanted to steer the ship of state in a direction, people said, "Okay, now what do we have to do?" But with Trump, we now say, "Oh, wait a minute. He'll forget all about it and he'll move on."

It's like dealing with a child: just wait until he stops wailing he wants a pony and a motorcycle so he can ride down to Disneyworld, because you know he'll move on, if you just wait a minute.



And everyone from the Speaker of the House, to Republican senators and FOXNEWS stars, are nodding along, exhilarated by the idea of their leader thinking outside the box.

 Way outside the box, like in a nursing home for dementia care. 


Wednesday, February 5, 2025

INJECT GAZZA WITH BLEACH!

 Talk about thinking outside the box!

Talk about a disrupter!

Wowser! Mr. Trump is on a roll!



Looking out over that wasteland which has been bombed to smithereens by the IDF, Mr. Trump comes up with the terrific idea of just moving all those Palestinians out to Saudi Arabia, Egypt, Jordan, all those countries which have refused to allow the Palestinians to cross there borders with a tenacity which would put the US Border Patrol to shame. And then, he can move in with the bulldozers and build a whole new resort where Gazza used to be!

His best idea since injecting bleach to cure COVID, which those closed minded elite scientists never took seriously, that hidebound Tony Fauci!

It's not an entirely original idea, if I'm not mistaken. Michael Chabon, in a novel called "The Yiddish Policeman's Union," wrote about an alternative history in which the Jews who survived the Holocaust were moved not to Israel and the Middle East, but to Alaska, where they were welcomed because, you know, there was nobody else living there.

Gazza Riviera


But that was fiction.

Now we are talking about a non fictional President with a big idea!

All we need to do is to plow under all that rubble and to build a 25 mile resort strip and make it the Riviera of the Middle East, with casinos and beaches and condos!

And for rainy days, there are already those miles of underground tunnels.



Bids are going out today, and Trump Towers Inc has the inside track. Elon Musk will be put in charge of the transportation infrastructure, the rubble clearing and the internet for the project. Aw, let's go whole hog, and put him in charge of the building and reconstruction, while we're at it. It will keep him busy and maybe out of Washington.

We can start having focus groups with the Palestinians right now. 

They can choose from architects' plans for their condos.

Middle East Riviera


And just like Mexico paid for our border wall, we can get Saudi Arabia and those other rich Middle Eastern countries to pay for it. Maybe Iran will want in on the deal!

Lebanon, too.

And Syria! Don't forget Syria.

And our 51st State citizens from Toronto and Montreal can book right now to party there with bachlorette parties and winter escapes without a passport because Gazza can be like another Puerto Rico, where you don't need a passport. And if Gitmo gets too crowded with all the illegal aliens we are sending there, we can open up an Annex in Gazza.

Also maybe a good spot for all that spent nuclear fuel we've never figured out what to do with.

Why didn't anyone ever think of this before?

Monday, February 3, 2025

Enemy of the People: Morbidity and Mortality Weekly Report

 

Congress shall make no law respecting an establishment of religion, or prohibiting the free exercise thereof; or abridging the freedom of speech, or of the press; or the right of the people peaceably to assemble, and to petition the Government for a redress of grievances.

--First Amendment of the United States Constitution


The most dangerous enemy of truth and freedom is the compact majority. Who are the people who make up the biggest proportion of the population: the intelligent ones or the fools?

--Henrik Ibsen, "Enemy of the People," 1883


How many of you have ever heard of a government publication called "Morbidity and Mortality Weekly Reports"? 



Show of hands. 

How many of you know where that phrase, "Enemy of the People" comes from?

No, the answer to this one is not, "Donald Trump."

The Morbidity and Mortality Weekly Report, known in the trade simply as MMR, is a product of the Center for Disease Control and Prevention, and also the NIH, and it is a dry and technical pamphlet doctors across the country, particularly infectious disease doctors, use to track trends in infections like influenza, COVID, measles, the whole spectrum of communicable diseases. It is as essential to the medical profession as weather reports are to the airline industry.



Now, Donald Trump has closed the presses for the MMR. We don't talk about Bruno and we don't talk about infectious diseases. 

The MMR is where the first report of a disease without a name at the time, what turned out to be AIDS, surfaced. Of course, during COVID, it became like the daily weather report on the pandemic's raging progress across the country.



Donald Trump clearly grew to resent the MMR because it reported, quietly, persistently and with great determination, the truth about what the virus was doing to America.  If you lived in Iowa or Mississippi or Arizona, you did not walk past those long 18 wheel rigs parked in front of the hospitals, outside Bellevue, Mt. Sinai, or The New York Hospital, which were filling daily with bodies which had overflowed the morgues in those hospitals and were needed simply to receive and haul away the dead.

The New York Hospital E 68th Street


Those images were not widely disseminated.  

But the MMR kept grinding out the numbers, with graphs and tables, and President Trump, who lives in the fantasy world of professional wrestling, could not affect the reality of the pandemic, so this time around, he's killing off the government organs of information dissemination.

Ironically, Mr. Trump called the press, the fake media, "The Enemy of the People."



But that title was from a play by Ibsen in which the town doctor who announced the contamination of the town's water supply was called "The Enemy of the People," because that announcement threatened the town's lucrative trade in a water spa. The economy of the town was threatened, so the doctor became the enemy of the people through his efforts to save the town and spare them from exposure to bacteria and toxins in the water coming from a leather tanning company, also a source of money for the town. The man who sought to save his townsmen with the truth, was seen as and called the enemy.

The New York Hospital 


Of course, Mr. Trump will argue that freedom of speech does not apply to government workers and government publications which should be under the control of the government, which employs the publication's workers, and which pays for the publication. 

Canadian discovers of Insulin


But we all know what is happening here: scientists working for the government insist on telling the truth, even if the truth hurts.

Iron Lung Ward: Polio 1950


That is something which Mr. Trump will never allow.

It would be like saying Hulk Hogan is not a true champion. It would be like saying Ryan Koss did not really beat his opponents. 

It would be like saying injecting bleach into your veins would not kill COVID.

It would be like saying vaccines do not cause autism, that measles vaccines are preferable to measles, that polio vaccines are preferable to paralysis and iron lungs, that AIDS is caused by a virus not by lifestyles, that fluoridation of the water supply might prevent dental cavities, that doctors may know more than the President, that Tony Fauci got us past COVID, not Mr. Trump, that no matter where COVID came from--lab or bat--we should continue to study viruses like COVID in every lab wherever that lab is closest to the source of viruses, and in the field, in bat caves and around the world so we can head off the next pandemic.

Dr. Fauci


It would be like saying truth should be spoken, and progress depends on it.

Some truths are just stubborn things.

Friday, January 31, 2025

Despicably Yours, Donald

 


The morning after a Blackhawk helicopter smashed into an American Airlines passenger jet,  killing everyone in both aircraft, Donald Trump announced the fault was in "Diversity."

Nobody had any idea what he was talking about. Well, that's not exactly true: Everybody knew what he was talking about.

Trying to get into his mind, one can get easily lost.

 All we know thus far is there was one White female soldier pilot, Cpt. Rebecca Lobach, who had 6 years experience flying Blackhawks on the helicopter, and there were two other soldiers. Did Mr. Trump mean the presence of the woman must have been the reason for the crash? He said this before the black boxes were even recovered, so we have no idea if Cpt. Lobach was at any of the controls, or even said anything during the doomed flight. The other pilots on the airplane were White males, so presumably Mr. Trump has no intention of blaming either of them.

Did he mean some "Diversity hire" in the control tower failed to do his/her job?

"Diversity" was responsible? 

What on earth was he even talking about?



Early reports suggest the helicopter pilot was supposed to look both ways before crossing the street, and he saw an airplane in his flight path, an airplane rising from the runway, and he avoided that one, but he did not see the other one coming, the American Airlines jet descending to land. All this is happening because there are multiple airplanes landing at National airport, one right after another, at night, with very little room or time in between, like a marching band executing elaborate patterns on the football field at halftime.

One expert interviewed on PBS, a woman Blackhawk pilot as it happens, noted there were only 3 soldiers on that helicopter, and that the usual crew would be 4, and that would allow one to look out the left, one for the right side and two to scan forward, each covering half of the visual field.  Whatever happened, it's pretty clear the crew missed seeing the airplane it hit.

A system with very little room for error. 

The wonder is it took so long to have this disaster.

The other wonder is why the military feels it should be flying helicopters around that hornets' nest known as National Airport.





Of course, Trump blamed everyone but himself: Peter Buttigige, Biden. Or possibly he was blaming Cpt. Lobach, who was also killed and female, ergo, she must be the culprit. Blaming the woman before any cockpit voice recorder had been recovered from the Potomac? The only thing he could know about her is that she was female.

I kept waiting to hear Mr. Trump blame the transgender movement, space lasers, the Governor of Virginia, the water spickets in Arlington, VA, the fake news, the Chinese, the failing New York Times, that fake climate change thing which is nothing more than a Chinese plot, vaccines, Gavin Newsome, Elizabeth Warren and/or the FBI, but he confined himself to Diversity, at least at that moment.

As Stephen Colbert noted, Mr. Trump is just not normal.

In fact, it goes beyond that. He is simply strange, or, as Tim Walz might say, Trump is truly weird. Or deranged. Or all of the above. 

What kind of man would blame this disaster on the one woman involved even before any evidence? Was he blaming an officer who had flown for 6 years? 

Of course, Mr. Trump denigrated John McCain for having been shot down in the skies of Vietnam. Why would he feel constrained from blaming Cpt. Lobach for having died over the Potomac?

And Mr. Trump has never even served because, you know, heel spurs. 


Tough Guy. Heel Spurs.



Mr. Trump, asked directly how he could connect the disaster to "Diversity" replied, "Common sense." 

Of all the explanations available, that "common sense" was perhaps the only explanation which we can eliminate ipso facto.





This disaster occurred on Mr. Trump's watch. 

Which is not to say the President can know about every training mission taking place around Washington, D.C. But that didn't stop him from claiming to know enough about this collision to announce the fault was Captain Diversity.  

He couldn't blame the passenger jet because it was piloted by White males, no Diversity there.

Does This Man Look Normal?


Looking at the menagerie Mr. Trump has paraded out: Kristi Noem, Pete Hegseth, Robert F. Kennedy, Jr., you know they are as bizarre a lot as ever headed a Western government, going back to the dwarf Goebbels, the bloated Goering, the wild eyed Hess. 



Look at the folks Trump surrounds himself with.

They look like they were selected by the folks who brought us "Dr. Strangelove." (One of them even rails against fluoridated water. That's a movie worth re-watching now.)

Would you want any of them piloting a Blackhawk?

When you find yourself, as Jimmy Kimmel and Stephen Colbert have, trying to explain why it is wrong for Trump to say the crash was caused by "Diversity," before the bodies were retrieved from the icy waters of the river,   you know you're in trouble.



This is the strength of the Big Lie:

If you say something so wild it leaves everyone gob smacked, you have already achieved a sort of trump card, or a Trump card, as it were. 


Wednesday, January 29, 2025

Orthodoxy, Intolerance and Transgender Wars

 

We've all seen articles about controversies involving the topic of transgender youth.

Here is an article from a New Hampshire newspaper about an incident on a school bus carrying students home from Exeter High School, the same town where Philips Exeter Academy is located, but this is the public high school for a liberal community.

“The student then turned a copy of this text conversation over to Vice Principal Dovholuk, who confronted M. P. with printed copies of the text messages. M. P. was then subject to an athletic suspension,” according to the complaint.

Dovholuk suspended M.P. from athletics because of this conversation, which happened outside the school building, Cornerstone said.

Exeter adopted a Gender Nonconforming Students policy in 2016 that states in part, “[a] student has the right to be addressed by a name and pronoun that corresponds to the student’s gender identity,” it also includes a broader rule: “the intentional… refusal to respect a student’s gender identity… is a violation of this policy.” 




The principal of the school suspended the offending student from participation in inter scholastic sports, because he expressed an opinion that there are only two genders. 

The confrontation on the school bus occurred when a boy said he thought there are only two genders, and a girl replied gender is fluid and called him a bigot.

The connection between the student's thoughts on gender and his being forbidden to play in a basketball game against a rival school escaped me. He violated a policy on pronouns?

Male Puberty; Women's Swm Meet


I attended a conference where "Androgen Abuse Syndrome" was discussed in a session. Men with bodies like Arnold Schwarzenegger show up at Endocrine Clinics asking for testosterone injections because they think they do not look big enough. They are treated much like women with anorexia nervosa, which is to say, they are told have have a single wrong idea. They are looking in a mirror and seeing a 98 pound weakling when in fact, they are massively muscled. They eventually are brought to the realization there is something wrong with their perceptual processes, and they enter into contracts agreeing not to seek testosterone at other clinics and to attend only the one clinic and then they embark on a program to lower their doses of testosterone and they are treated with tapering doses of testosterone, visits to insure compliance with this regimen,  they are weaned off the testosterone. It's similar to how women with anorexia nervosa are treated, and there are often set backs, patients falling off the program, and then re-entering unto completion. 

I walked from that session to one on Transgender Medicine.

In that session, the Transgender Clinic people talked about the doses they used to bring a patient born female to male. The doses they were using were nigh on astronomical, four times the highest doses I've ever used to replace a male who was deficient. I texted the doctor who led the Androgen Abuse session, saying here is a clinic where they practice androgen abuse, and he quickly responded saying these are doses used for "gender affirming therapy," and so that was perfectly fine.

I tried asking about the doses at the Transgender session, but was quickly shut down and the scowls and murmurs around the room told me I was quickly becoming a pariah.

Dr. Paul McHugh


The cases presented at the session left me reeling: a couple, a transgender male to female (who has not been castrated, and still has penis and testicles), with his lesbian partner who want to have a baby and are directed into IVF. A female to male transgender who continues menstruating through the testosterone therapy, so the doses of testosterone are escalated to levels I would be afraid to give any human being, but the menses are said to be so disheartening to the patient, undermining the new male identity, it's worth the risk of the high testosterone doses.

Paul McHugh, as a newly appointed Chief of Psychiatry at Johns Hopkins School of Medicine, was asked to provide psychiatry liaison to the Transgender Clinic there. He reviewed the records and found a 40% suicide rate among patients in that clinic, and he declined to participate until he could understand why this program had such a high mortality rate. (Even today, this is the figure most often quoted for Transgender Clinics--somewhere between 25% and 40% suicide rates.)  Eventually, he concluded that patients with "gender dysphoria" might be a lot like patients with anorexia nervosa: in his mind these patients had "a single wrong idea." In the case of anorexia, the idea was the patient believed herself to be too fat. In the case of gender dysphoria, people who said they felt as if they were in the wrong body, that even though declared a girl at birth, they felt more like  boys. 



McHugh found that Johns Hopkins medical students refused to speak to him. Students refused to hear what he had to say. At one of the most "elite" medical schools in the country. Free inquiry enjoined.

Writing in an NBC News posting, a reporter named Dawn Ennis said, "The 'research' Paul McHugh has been peddling and marketing are a weapon in the arsenal of anti-transgender politicians and extremists."  This under the headline, "Human Rights Campaign Sets on Johns Hopkins After Controversial Trans Report."

So, clearly there were and still are "anti-transgender politicians," who might fairly be called, "extremists" but is it not also true there are pro-transgender extremists?

McHugh was vilified as a Catholic who was simply pushing his religious beliefs as science.

What McHugh was doing, for whatever reason, was questioning orthodoxy.



Dave Chappelle has been attacked for his ruminations on transgenders, as he openly questions what rights and deference society should allow to accommodate these folks. 

But one of his most affecting stories is about a trans woman who he befriended, after she approached him for help with her nascent comedy career. Like so many Chappelle monologues, it is a long and winding road, filled with sly take downs, but it ends with the news which devasted him-- that this transgender person threw herself off a roof to her death--one of those 40%. 

No sentient person could or should hear him tell that story and think anything but Chappelle was desolated by her fate, and yet his clear empathy has been ignored in the maelstrom of hate pouring down on him for his criticisms of the orthodoxy of pronouns and things we are not allowed to say.



Even the New Yorker writes in correct pronouns, constructing such sentences as "Even during periods of grief and exhaustion, they said, they were 'still able to write some of my best gags,' and they took this as a hopeful sign that 'they'll still be fun to have around.'"

Academia has been particularly inept at dealing with the demands for correctness, not just at Exeter High School but at Harvard. 

And the whole BLGT thing is misleading, as if a gay person is simply one of the same group as a trans person. Both may face societal hostility and stress, but gay people do not need doctors or medications. They are more different than alike transgenders.

Most of the academic deans and professors I speak with actually have no idea what a transgender is, what sorts of therapies they request, what is known about sexual differentiation, and how that may relate to gender dysphoria, but they are very certain about policies on pronouns.

The very institutions which are supposed to foster open discussion--universities, medical schools, medical societies-- at all of these, free inquiry has been all but shut down.

This is one of the reasons we have President Trump in the White House today. 


Sunday, January 26, 2025

What I Like About Donald Trump: A Liberal's Lament

 

The title to this post may surprise long time readers of this blog, but as repugnant as Donald Trump is, in his coy pitch to White Supremacists, asserting that dark skinned people from "shit hole countries" are invading across the Southern border, infesting, and infecting the pure blood of our nation, and despite his habit of stating as fact things he's "heard people say," like the wild fires in California are the fault of the liberal Democrats, and despite his willfulness in appointing Robert F. Kennedy, Jr, whose worm infected brain drives him to condemn vaccines, there are some things Trump stumbles toward which I find something of a relief.



One is the demolition of "Diversity, Equity, Inclusion" thing. Reading the testimony of a professor of engineering who applied for a job at UCLA and was asked to write an essay about how he would support the ideal of diversity, equity and inclusion in his engineering class, I thought. Oh, this has gone way too far.



I like the idea of a diversity of opinions and experience in a classroom or at work, but being Black or American Indian is not a merit, and if we care about putting people into medical school on the basis of merit, then it shouldn't matter if we wind up with a class of 100% Asian Americans.  

The problem, of course, is "merit" is such a slippery thing. It turns out you don't need to be a genius to be a physician or a surgeon--you need to be obsessive compulsive and hard working, but you don't have to be able to solve differential equations, be an ace at calculus or physics. There are way more people with enough intelligence to become good physicians than there are spots in medical school, so the real differentiation by merit comes down to how much you want it and how hard you are willing to work in your late teens and twenties to win a spot.  

But having a Black or a White face is no more relevant than having blue eyes or straight hair. 

Meritocracy is a wonderful idea, but, in practice, it's a thorny knot, because first you have to know what "good" is and that is almost always a problem.

Tom Brady was not recognized as having merit.

People who audition behind a screen to be selected for the orchestra make the cut on merit, but there are precious few lines of work with that pure a meritocracy. 

And DEI is an abnegation of meritocracy.  And Trump, in his rambling, chaotic and vapid way mumbles about wanting to go back to meritocracy and rejecting DEI and he's not wrong there. 

And then there is the famous Trumpian cant about sending your son off to school and having him come home a girl. And he rasps on about how this has happened, or maybe just could happen, but to Trump it's all the same, because you know, on some level, he doesn't really believe anything he is saying. It's all just something he's heard that caught his short attention. 

But he has absorbed enough from the goons around him to know he can sell, "There's only two genders" to the crowd, and he knows he won the election, at least partly, because he pushed that button. And it was a button which was so misunderstood by "the woke crowd." Whatever that may be.



Let me make clear, I think every patient who has gender dysphoria should be treated kindly, with respect and sympathy, but I have grave misgivings about "Transgender Clinics," as they are currently constituted, and I'm with Dave Chappelle when he says, "I support anyone's right to be who they want to be. My question is: to what extent do I have to participate in your self-image?"

The whole transgender issue has been an area where free and open discussion has been shut down even at scientific meetings and in some medical schools, where "gender confirming therapy" has become a matter of faith and any objections to the approach has been shouted down. Democrats, who once were the champions of free and open discussion, who were diligent about allowing for contrary but unpopular views to be fully examined and expressed, jettisoned those values and became guardians of orthodoxy, and intolerant of dissent.

Competing as a Woman after a Male Puberty


Trump has often been compared to Hitler, and I can see why, but having read Mein Kampf and watched enough History Channel, I think it's not really an apt comparison. Trump is simply not an ideologue. He could never have written Mein Kampf, or any book, actually, on his own. He is simply a business guy who doesn't really get abstraction. 

His knowledge of almost anything is simply superficial and he really has no deeply held convictions--he's entirely given over to the pursuit of his own pleasure, which entails feeling he has power and is potent.

He is happy to surround himself with Blacks and Hispanics, as long as they kiss his ring.  So he dog whistles racists, and he's happy to have them on his side, and he pardons White Supremacists, like the Proud Boys, but you never get the feeling he actually cares much about race, beyond how he can use it to his own benefit.



He has been compared to Don Corleone, the Godfather, but the Godfather had a code, a sense of where to draw the line and of morality: He insisted on Johnny Fontane's spending time with his family, and he would not get into the drug market, thinking prostitution and gambling were victimless crimes, less morally fraught. Trump would never make those calculations; he is quite open about what matters to him: how to make more money for himself.

In that, he is like  Shaw's Undershaft of "Major Barbara," the man who has become fabulously wealthy making dynamite. bombs and armaments--he doesn't care about what harm his business does; he is indifferent to the fact his bombs kill babies--He says the first and only thing for a human being to care about is to not be poor. That is his creed.

Trump is not religious. He doesn't quote scripture. He doesn't read the Bible, but he'll sell you one. And that's funny, too. He'll sell you steaks or bit coins or a college diploma, really, anything. 

He's not really a President, he's a marketing machine.

He doesn't know much, if anything about the Constitution and thinks all he has to do to overturn the 14th amendment and it's rule that if you are born on American soil, you are automatically a citizen is to say he doesn't like that.  The man who would be king. It's such fun. He heard some people say birthright citizenship is BAD and he's going to void that. Dred Scott, the 14th amendment, he's never hear of either. He just knows what sounds right to him.

But people love that. They buy his golden tennis shoes. They know World Wrestling is not real, but they love the antics, and the personalities, and he comes right out of that world of make believe, where everyone knows the game is rigged but they love the show.

Watch World Wrestling sometimes and you'll get a true appreciation of the world Trump lives in and creates for his fans.  Sheer escapism. Doesn't work so well when you have real problem to solve, like a virus which is ripping through a susceptible population on it's way to killing 3 million Americans. Then you need people who deal in the real world, in science and technology and engineering. But until that happens, Trump is your man.



Trump called John McCain a loser for having been captured. Doesn't matter McCain got shot out of the sky, endured years of abuse, major injuries "in the service of his country."  He got shot down and captured. He's a loser, as far as Trump is concerned. 

It took some courage, or some would say "gall" to go down that line, but he did and it worked for him. 

What Trump was saying was clear enough to his fans: "Serving your country" is a scam; it's what you say when you are trying to dress up your desire to have a career, to play war and to sound noble. But that is not a thing with Trump. He's saying all that is garbage.  No politician I can remember would ever go after "war heroes" for fear of bringing righteous sanctimony down upon his campaign. But it worked wonderfully well for him. Made him look tough, and bold and honest and different.

He's more like the mafia boss: You don't serve your country. You fight for yourself, and possibly for your family, to get richer. Everyone else is just losers.

 He thinks soldiers are losers, too, because the best they can be is hired mercenaries, and he says it's fine for Presidents to kill people, that Presidents have done this all the time. 

Tom Clancy, the author of "Hunt for Red October" dissed Congressman because they only made a six figure salary and he was making millions with his novels, so he had no respect for those bottom feeding Congressmen. The measure of a man is his dollar worth.

Hearing that cynicism applied by Trump to the Presidency is refreshing. Presidents kill people, like mafia dons. They issue a kill order and a drone kills the target and maybe some innocent civilians. It's what we do as Presidents. We are tough guys. You don't have to love us, but you have to respect us.

Woodrow Wilson posed as a saint, and every American high school student learns about his courageous but doomed campaign to unite the world in a League of Nations, when in fact, he expunged all colored folks from the federal government, found the notion of women voting abhorrent, presided over a nation where people were thrown into prison for the simple act of speaking out against the draft for WWI, and not even speaking, but simply pamphlet-erring.

What's Wrong With This Picture?


That famous phrase from Oliver Wendel Holmes that freedom of speech is not absolute, that falsely crying "Fire!" in a crowded theater presents a "clear and present danger" was in a case where some poor schmuck named Schenck had printed up leaflets--in Yiddish!-- opposing the WWI draft and the Court sent him to prison for 10 years. That was the country Woodrow Wilson gave us. 

People are dismayed because the American electorate gave us Trump, but the American electorate has a long history of being nasty, intolerant and spiteful and giving us real terrible people for President.

Emma Goldman was imprisoned and deported for opposing conscription. Her great crime was to speak freely for sexual freedom, women's rights, workers' rights, and against violent authoritarianism and against the First World War, a war where a bayonet was weapon with a worker on either end.  That was punished by the American voter who put in office authoritarians and who loved to talk about glory and serving one's country. 



Teddy Roosevelt said that allowing non whites to immigrate to the US was "racial suicide" and although he was out of power, he tried with all his might to get America into World War I, and he wanted to be commissioned to lead another regiment into the fight, so he could recreate his famous charge up San Juan Hill. And when he was told this war was going to be fought with tanks and nerve gas and he was too old, he pushed his son into volunteering for glorious combat, and his son was promptly killed. He endorsed the Spanish American War and the acquisition of an American Empire. Law did not matter. Power mattered. And the American public loved him for that. 

Teddy, you must always remember, a woman who knew him well once said, is always going to be six years old.

And that is what Trump is, really. He's a child. A case study of arrested development. At best he's twelve years old.

He's a goof who expostulates at a press conference that he's got this great idea about injecting bleach in your veins to cure COVID, when he's got Tony Fauci on stage; Fauci who'd been working with serious folks to launch a vaccine that actually works and will not harm people. 

He thinks he can make a hurricane change course with a magic marker, or maybe an atom bomb. Funny, right?

He loves the idea of tariffs but he doesn't know why. 

Clearly, the reason he wants to slap Canada has nothing to do with the legions of immigrants flooding across the Canadian border, or with Fentanyl.  

The Canadians are mystified why he would want to alienate them. They are America's biggest trading partner. How would slapping a 25% tariff on Canadian goods help America? 

And why would you want to hurt your biggest trading partner? 

Because of Fentanyl? Not likely.

Because we have a trade deficit with Canada? 

What's wrong with that? 

And besides the deficit is only because of all the oil we buy from Canada; otherwise we have a surplus. And we wanted that Canadian oil so we wouldn't have to depend on Iranian and Saudi oil, but now Canada is the bad guy?

Makes no sense. Doesn't have to. But it's FUN, isn't it?

Doesn't have to make sense. He just growls about wanting to make Canada an American state. 

It's funny, right?

And he wants to rename the Gulf of Mexico and to acquire Greenland. 

Of course, it's not Trump, as we all hear. It's the people who voted for Trump. But, you know, the more history you read--try Emma Goldman's "Living My Life," or Daniel Okrent's, "The Guarded Gate,"--the more you realize: "This America, man." 

We've always been like this. 

The real aberration was Obama, not Trump.

Trump's just so looney, it's impossible to take him seriously.

It's not just a matter of taking him literally. You can't take him seriously or literally. 

He's just too much of a flake.

He's a sixties hippie aged in a blue suit and a long red tie. He's all about what's happening and where's the best stuff? He's a World Wrestling Association hero. 



Trump World

If he didn't have the nuclear codes, it would be fun to watch.

 




Monday, January 20, 2025

Look Ma! I'm a Hero (Again)!

 


Look, Ma!




Remember January 6, 2021? 

I was a loving tourist, but then they threw me in jail.

But, now, I got to be a hero again!

(And, oh, BTW, Canada and Mexico aren't friends our anymore.)

They let bad guys cross the border with their Fentanyl.)

Isn't it wonderful how things can change?