Paul Ryan Saves The Drowning Dolphin!

                                   WE HAVE TO SAVE FLIPPER!  HE'S DROWNING!


Paul Ryan and the Republicons are not the first to invent a crisis which requires dire action to remedy.
In the 20th Century there was a little band of merry men who burnt the Reichstag and used that smoking parliament building to win an election and seize power.
So now it's the sky is falling, the dolphins are drowning and we have to save Medicare and Social Security.
Of course, neither is in any real danger from within. 
Both programs are healthy and likely to remain so. 
Social Security has been so healthy the government has been borrowing from it's coffers for years.
But if you hold Flipper's head below the water, you can drown the poor mammal. He's got to come up to air to breathe.
Good going, Paul. You're right there to lend a helping hand.