My friends are mostly liberals. Well, not just mostly. Completely.
When somebody I thought was a friend betrays a MAGA streak, they are no longer my friend.
But I have to admit, I really love the President.
He is the most entertaining President in my lifetime.
I used to have to wait all week for "All in the Family," but now I can just open Twitter every day and there he is.
Everyone loved Archie Bunker, and here we have life imitating art--we got the American public having put Archie in the White House, and it's been great.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ALE6ENavvJQ
Every morning he is doing his inner Archie, complaining about this unfair world, doing him--and all of us--wrong.
The MS-13 Mexican rapists are flooding across the border and our laws won't allow us to lock them up! Jerry Brown is shielding them in an act of outright revolution in California! So unfair!
And Stormy, who was, after all, Obama's girl, is in bed with Comey, sending all those FBI agents to destroy lawyer/criminal confidentiality! So UNFAIR!
And we bomb the Sh*****t out of ISIS in Syria after they unleash a chemical attack on babies and nobody thanks President Wah,Wah, because the press is composed of the worst people in the world.
Very dishonest. They all loved that nasty woman, Crooked Hillary and they won't rest until they undo the will of the people who elected President Wah, Wah, with some sort of impeachment. The worst investigation in the history of the world investigating the best President in the history of the world.
I don't understand why he hasn't fired Mueller, who is the worst special prosecutor in the history of the world. So biased.
And don't get me started on that woman judge who is presiding over the FBI break in of his lawyer's office. She is so biased. She's a woman and she knows President Wah-Wah would grab her Pus****sy so she's being unfair.
So unfair.
The worst judge in the history of the world--except maybe for that Hispanic judge from Indiana.
This judge has it in for President Wah-Wah because he says he wants to put his hand in her Pus***sy, well, not her specifically but he does that to all beautiful women, and this judge was, briefly, a Playboy bunny, but that was before she was made a judge.
But she was known for being beautiful. Even the Senator who nominated her as a judge mentioned how beautiful she was, but he said not to let that influence anyone.
She' s not an active Bunny now. But she is very pretty and that makes her so biased against President Wah-Wah because she has undoubtedly heard Pres Wah Wah talking about how he just can't resist putting his hands up into beautiful women. So she is biased. Just so unfair!
That stuff about the Playboy bunny. True. You can't make this stuff up. And now she's all up in Trump's case.
Well, Gloria Steinem was a Playboy bunny and she doesn't like Trump either. Not one bit. So you can see the pattern. Bunnies hate Trump. So unfair!!!
I'm not really worried about impeachment.
Bill Clinton won after they tried to impeach him. People could see right through it, even though he had sex with Stormy when she was still underaged! They re-elected him just like they'll re-elect President Wah,wah!
Twitter is wonderful. It allows me to hear directly from President Wah-Wah every morning without the dishonest, terrible, no good, very bad press getting in the way.
It's really fun to watch. I look forward to Twitter, every day!
When somebody I thought was a friend betrays a MAGA streak, they are no longer my friend.
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| President Wah-Wah |
But I have to admit, I really love the President.
He is the most entertaining President in my lifetime.
I used to have to wait all week for "All in the Family," but now I can just open Twitter every day and there he is.
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| Original Wah Wah |
Everyone loved Archie Bunker, and here we have life imitating art--we got the American public having put Archie in the White House, and it's been great.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ALE6ENavvJQ
Every morning he is doing his inner Archie, complaining about this unfair world, doing him--and all of us--wrong.
 |
| Annoyed |
The MS-13 Mexican rapists are flooding across the border and our laws won't allow us to lock them up! Jerry Brown is shielding them in an act of outright revolution in California! So unfair!
And Stormy, who was, after all, Obama's girl, is in bed with Comey, sending all those FBI agents to destroy lawyer/criminal confidentiality! So UNFAIR!
And we bomb the Sh*****t out of ISIS in Syria after they unleash a chemical attack on babies and nobody thanks President Wah,Wah, because the press is composed of the worst people in the world.
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| Republicans get the girls |
Very dishonest. They all loved that nasty woman, Crooked Hillary and they won't rest until they undo the will of the people who elected President Wah, Wah, with some sort of impeachment. The worst investigation in the history of the world investigating the best President in the history of the world.
I don't understand why he hasn't fired Mueller, who is the worst special prosecutor in the history of the world. So biased.
And don't get me started on that woman judge who is presiding over the FBI break in of his lawyer's office. She is so biased. She's a woman and she knows President Wah-Wah would grab her Pus****sy so she's being unfair.
So unfair.
The worst judge in the history of the world--except maybe for that Hispanic judge from Indiana.
This judge has it in for President Wah-Wah because he says he wants to put his hand in her Pus***sy, well, not her specifically but he does that to all beautiful women, and this judge was, briefly, a Playboy bunny, but that was before she was made a judge.
But she was known for being beautiful. Even the Senator who nominated her as a judge mentioned how beautiful she was, but he said not to let that influence anyone.
She' s not an active Bunny now. But she is very pretty and that makes her so biased against President Wah-Wah because she has undoubtedly heard Pres Wah Wah talking about how he just can't resist putting his hands up into beautiful women. So she is biased. Just so unfair!
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| Judge Kimba Wood |
That stuff about the Playboy bunny. True. You can't make this stuff up. And now she's all up in Trump's case.
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| Judge Wood, before becoming a Judge |
Well, Gloria Steinem was a Playboy bunny and she doesn't like Trump either. Not one bit. So you can see the pattern. Bunnies hate Trump. So unfair!!!
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| Fox reality |
Bill Clinton won after they tried to impeach him. People could see right through it, even though he had sex with Stormy when she was still underaged! They re-elected him just like they'll re-elect President Wah,wah!
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| There's hope |
Twitter is wonderful. It allows me to hear directly from President Wah-Wah every morning without the dishonest, terrible, no good, very bad press getting in the way.
It's really fun to watch. I look forward to Twitter, every day!
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