Mad Dog has been trying to come up with a moniker for the Trumpling, in an effort to respond to his joyous playground practice of hitting his targets with mud pies like, "Adam Schitt" and "Little Marco" and "Pocahontas" and "Low Energy Jeb," and "Da Nang Dick Blumenthal."
Oh, we've all heard "When they go low, we go high."
And we've heard the advice you can't out Trump Trump.
But the fact is, you do not stand up to bullies by smiling in a superior adult way.
But the fact is, there is a certain potency in these jibes. He really does identify the most vulnerable thing about a person and goes for that. Elizabeth Warren, that Waspy blue eyed blonde, claiming to be a Native American on an Harvard application, Richard Blumenthal caught in the lie of claiming to have seen combat in Viet Nam-- those speak to real flaws, disqualifying flaws of character because they are grounded in truth, however distorted or over played.
So what is the undeniable vulnerability in Mr. Trump?
Joe Biden roused some spirit among dispirited Democrats by saying he'd take Trump out in the alley and beat the shit out of him, but Biden faded from the scene.
After Nancy Pelosi walked out of the White House, she joined fellow Democrats back on Capital Hill and she reportedly said,
“It’s like a manhood thing with him — as if manhood can be associated with him,” Pelosi deadpanned. “This wall thing.”
And that is exactly what we need.
The appellation is now obvious. Listen to Trump talking about the wall. He quakes and quails about the nasty, dangerous, scary dark skinned people on the other side of the border, and he wants to build a wall to keep them out.
He is terrified. Dark people scare him. Violent people scare him. He will not visit the troops because he's afraid of being shot.
He is, in fact, a Big Sissy, which would make it B.S. "Big Sissy" Trump.
All this time we have been searching for alliteration.
And all along the truth was right in front of us.
Oh, we've all heard "When they go low, we go high."
And we've heard the advice you can't out Trump Trump.
But the fact is, you do not stand up to bullies by smiling in a superior adult way.
So what is the undeniable vulnerability in Mr. Trump?
Joe Biden roused some spirit among dispirited Democrats by saying he'd take Trump out in the alley and beat the shit out of him, but Biden faded from the scene.
After Nancy Pelosi walked out of the White House, she joined fellow Democrats back on Capital Hill and she reportedly said,
“It’s like a manhood thing with him — as if manhood can be associated with him,” Pelosi deadpanned. “This wall thing.”
And that is exactly what we need.
The appellation is now obvious. Listen to Trump talking about the wall. He quakes and quails about the nasty, dangerous, scary dark skinned people on the other side of the border, and he wants to build a wall to keep them out.
He is terrified. Dark people scare him. Violent people scare him. He will not visit the troops because he's afraid of being shot.
He is, in fact, a Big Sissy, which would make it B.S. "Big Sissy" Trump.
All this time we have been searching for alliteration.
And all along the truth was right in front of us.
Unfortunately, not demeaning enough - keep trying!
ReplyDeleteUnfortunately Trump himself already coopted "Lying" (Lying Ted) and "Crooked" (Crooked Hillary) either or both of which would have fit him perfectly. Must have known what was coming. Need to find a descriptor demeaning enough to fit this fool! Save those MAGA Hats - they will finally be meaningful once this clown is thrown out of office!!
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