Trump Threatens to Bomb Norway Unless He Gets Nobel Peace Prize!

 NB: Headline from Borowitz Report

We can all well remember the night!

And now it's come back to haunt us, well, to haunt the Donald, the searing memory of that utter humiliation, and Norway will pay the price!

The White House Correspondents' Dinner and President Barak Obama addressed Donald Trump about Trump's insistence Obama's birth certificate was faked and Obama, Trump said, was really born in Kenya and "Oh, you'd be surprised the things we're finding," Trump said.

Well, he was right about that. Mad Dog would have been just SO surprised, because, Trump so rarely tells the truth.

President Obama began with that indelible image of his "birth video" and things went down hill from there for the Donald.

Trump has always been obsessed with President Obama, who was an actual President, not just someone playing his impression of a President on reality TV.  Next to the smooth and the polish and the cool of Obama, nobody has to say anything about the Donald's inadequacies--the comparison is so obvious and the humiliation so complete. The Donald ultimately refused do the annual White House Correspondents Dinner when he was in office, because he, on some level in that reptilian brain, appreciated the contrast between real quality and his own third rate bluster would be so devastating.

It would be the difference between a Pavarotti concert and Donald doing his best karaoke imitation. Just cringe.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zeGpLg0b3DE

And so, Donald has shifted his sites on winning the Nobel Peace Prize, as Obama did. He's got Karoline Leavitt, his press secretary, Pathetic Hegseth, Marco Rubio all crying out for the Peace Prize committee to do their duty and award Mr. Trump his gold bauble.

Truth be told, given Obama's forays into dropping drone bombs and other military adventures, that Nobel Peace Prize seemed a bit premature and ill considered--all things considered, as wonderful as Mr. Obama was, a Peace Prize winner was a bit of a stretch, but no matter, the Donald wants one because, you know, it comes with a medal which looks gold! And Obama won one, so he wants one, too.

There really is some pathos, looking at the Donald, the wannabe, who tells the world he is the greatest President ever, better even than Lincoln! And we laugh, because, of course you cannot take the Donald literally, but he is-- seriously. 

And that's why the Donald's fans (and the Donald himself) so loathe Dr. Fauci and make up all those slanders about him--just seeing the diminutive Dr. Fauci (five feet seven) standing next to the Donald on the stage, during the COVID crisis, and Fauci obviously a giant of integrity, intelligence and intuition, made the Donald look, well, you know how he looked. Before our eyes, Dr. Fauci towered over the Donald, who suddenly could be seen to be a mental and spiritual dwarf (Dopey, or maybe Grumpy).

 

So the Donald wants his Peace Prize, and his father cannot get it for him, so he'll have to bomb Norway all on his own. 

The good news: No pilots will have to fly all the way from Missouri. The peach prize is kept at ground level. 

PS: Thanks to Borowitz for the Headline