In Russia, if you displease Mr. Putin, you'd best stay away from windows, especially those on the third floor or higher. People who displease Mr. Putin have a way of falling out of those windows.
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Can't explain it. They must not have screens or safety latches in Russia.
In America, if you displease Donald Trumpery, you will discover you have cheated on your mortgage application. The Department of Justice will somehow dispatch an investigator to check out your application, and--wouldn't you know it--you will find you misrepresented something.
And Mr. Trump should know about misrepresenting things on real estate forms--He was convicted of 39 instances of representing that properties he owned were worth gazillions, until it came time to declare their worth to taxing authorities, at which point he said they were worth next to nothing.
Really odd, how that works.
But now, the game is finding Democrats always cheat on their mortgage applications. Just ask Letitia Jones, who prosecuted Mr. Trump, or Congressman Eric Swalwell, who criticizes him, and was just notified the DOJ is investigating his mortgage application.
It's the sort of American version of window mishaps.
Better, perhaps as far as the victim is concerned--less lethal, but annoying nevertheless.
Tricky Dick Nixon liked to sick the IRS on foes to find some improprieties in those incomprehensible forms, but since Trump has never released his IRS documents, going after others about their returns seems like less fun.
But Trump knows real estate, or so he claims, and those mortgages are just quicksand.
Marjorie Taylor Greene, we've heard, is developing retroactive mortgage deceptivitis.
She'd better be careful. Those windows in her house may be beckoning.
Now, here's a little ditty with which we might all serenade Ms. Green: (To the Tune of "Anything Goes")
In Donald's days, a little too much carping
Is looked upon as deadly mocking
And now, Gods knows
Anything goes!
Good Congress women who once spoke better words
Now dare to let fly verbal turds
And now, who knows?
Anything goes!
If criticizing her former hero
Gets him fiddling like Emperor Nero
We all know better than to oppose
Because...
Anything goes!
CODA:
https://www.youtube.com/shorts/kX1WygwUGHs
Now that Trump has split from Majorie Taylor the readers of this blog just watch mad dog will start to praise her. Mad dog suffers from trump derangement syndrome. He sides with criminals and Hamas and anyone that opposes Trump.
ReplyDeleteMad Dog,
ReplyDeleteAs I said in response to your previous post that included Anything Goes-this song is the perfect anthem for the Trump administration-clever of you to highlight it. Your revised lyrics are so fitting and they’d make one fantastic ad… That’s what our party needs desperately right about now-funny and memorable communications…
Maud
Ms. Maud,
ReplyDeleteAs is so often true, you are overly generous. And, apparently, you actually read the blog post as you refer to something contained in it. In this age of self promotion, desire for clicks and attention, that is a rare thing, because it suggests you are a true reader, something which is become quickly a raria avis.
Mad Dog