Our father, who art in Heaven, has apparently, finally sent the Second Coming of his Son back down to earth, and if 37% of Americans have their way, it will be the End of Times, the Rapture, not just the end of a trivial 2,000 year old Persian civilization, but the saving of all mankind, as Donald John Trump has done risen.
And, Mad Dog notes, it was not the Catholic Church which is responsible, as all his Ku Klux Klan friends have always warned him, but the evangelical Protestants, while the soft-on-crime Catholics, who soured on crucifixions because they thought that punishment barbaric, while Mr. Trump quickly grasped that real men dealt with their enemies with nails through the hands and feet, or dumps of excrement from the heavens.
How could Mad Dog have been so blind?
But now he sees.
And will Donald the John save a wretch like thee?
One can only hope, and if you have faith, you will be rewarded with riches beyond calculation, maybe with Bitcoin, maybe not. We'll have to see. In two, maybe three weeks, but you really should buy the Trump Bible for only $99.99. (If you act now, he'll throw in a few Trump steaks.) And really, this Bible is just so beautiful, but you better get yours fast, because, you know, time is running out. And in fact, it's the end of times, coming soon.
For the savior is among us, and he's sent his angels to the Strait of Hormuz.
Grace will teach their hearts to fear, how precious does that grace now appear.
We were lost in Biden and Obama and on the ground.
Were lost but now we're found.
Were blind, but now we see.
And as John, for whom Donald is partially named, has said, "Then you will know the Truth. And the Truth shall set you free."
Ay-man to that. (Not Ah-men, as the Catholics say, but the true Ay-[rhymes with hay]man.)
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