Donald Trump on voting:
(From the NYT)
If states “can’t count the votes legally and honestly, then somebody else should take over,” he said in the Oval Office, accusing several Democratic-run cities of corruption. “Look at some of the places — that horrible corruption on elections — and the federal government should not allow that,” he added. “The federal government should get involved.”
“The Republicans should say, ‘We want to take over,’” he said. “We should take over the voting, the voting in at least many — 15 places.* The Republicans ought to nationalize the voting.”
*Blue places
Translation:
If the voters vote against me and against MAGA, then they are corrupt. No, wait. If the results say they have voted against me, the results MUST be corrupt because nobody would ever vote against me.
or...
Any vote against me cannot be believed, because I cannot believe anyone would ever vote against me or my MAGA friends.
or...
Any vote against me should not be tolerated. Anyone voting against Republicans should be punished: No government benefits or privileges to be allowed anyone voting against me or criticizing me.
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| Heads, I win. Tails, you lose. |
I am therefore ordering Social Security, Global Entry allowing re-entry in the US once you've left, Medicare benefits, fire department or police response to distress calls be denied anyone who criticizes me or who has been reasonably suspected of voting against me.
I am also imposing tariffs on anyone voting against me, and also on their families and their ancestors.
Corruption is hereby defined as opposition to me or to my continuation in office until I die, or to the ascension of Barron, my son, to this office once I die, which I won't, because I'm levying a 100% tariff against God, until he agrees to make me President for Life, CEO of the Trump/Kennedy Center, CEO of the Board of Peace for Life, Master of Greenland, Sovereign of NATO and the EU.
All United States coinage will bear my likeness and will be gold in color.
All (white) United States female adolescents attaining the age of 14 will be required to serve their country by registering for duty on Epstein Island as long as I am President.
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