Never let it be said that wishes don't come true in Trumpland.
The Guardian: 4/8/24
"Donald Trump bemoaned a lack of immigrants to the US from 'nice' countries 'like Denmark [or] Switzerland,' offering millionaire donors at a Florida fundraiser a reprise of infamous racist Oval Office remarks about people coming to America from 'shithole countries'."
And now, finally, South Africa has offered more than just Elon Musk, but some verifiably blonde immigrants who are coming from what may or may not satisfy Mr. Trump as a "nice country," but they sure are pale.
So the U.S. government foots the bill for the transport, presumably funded by DOGE, and now we have some immigrants we can all embrace, fleeing oppression, the wretched refuge on the teeming shore! And they will not be illegal because, well, they are White, after all.
And we need more of those.
And they can tell stories which will resonate with all those ICE interviewers, about how badly they were treated in their native land because they were--wait for it--WHITE!
So, once again, Mr. Trump has come to the rescue of the white underclass, that group whose fetters he seeks to break, who need our support.
Church pantries will open; resettlement in sanctuary cities will be a breeze.
And all is white in White Nationalist land. There are no doubt homes being readied for them in Idaho, Montana, Wyoming, Alabama and Mississippi, where new sanctuary counties will be hastily constructed.
Promises made. Promises kept!
