Before he was President Trump, he was the Donald and before that he was a celebrity and before that he was Captain Heel Spur.
He had this wonderful uniform in high school, and as he noted during the campaign, he was almost a soldier, and had more military training than most officers who actually did go to war, so...you know, now he's commander in chief.
He knows more than the generals now, he says. He knows more than the doctors, too. And he knows way more than any Congressman or Senator. Plus, he knows more than those captains of industry who are trying to move their factories across the borders.
And he was never captured.
And he most definitely knows more than those so called judges who any bad high school student knows more than. And he should know, because he was one of those bad high school students.
He's our guy.
He had this wonderful uniform in high school, and as he noted during the campaign, he was almost a soldier, and had more military training than most officers who actually did go to war, so...you know, now he's commander in chief.
And he was never captured.
And he most definitely knows more than those so called judges who any bad high school student knows more than. And he should know, because he was one of those bad high school students.
He's our guy.
Mad Dog,
ReplyDeleteAs today's press conference demonstrated, ole Captain Heel Spur may have spurs in more places than the foot. Perhaps that would account for today's wild accusations and his inability to move past the election..Long rants on the hateful press, Hillary Clinton and his fabuloso, historical electoral college win (that wasn't so historical). Lest there be any doubt, today's performance clearly proved the Commander is as soft as a grape. Personally, I believe brain spurs could be to blame. Now that really would have been a good reason to have avoided Vietnam-imagine Donald with a loaded gun..
Maud
Maud,
ReplyDeleteOh, now that is a thought. The Donald with a loaded gun.
Brain spurs might explain a lot.
He did clearly love running for President. All the attention.
As President Frank Underwood told a rival, 90% of what you do as President occurs in the dark, and nobody cheers. Or was that President Josiah Bartlet? Can't recall. But clearly, The Donald is not happy in the dark.
Mad Dog
Mad Dog,
ReplyDeleteAgreed-Donald despises the dark-his over sized ego needs the limelight to survive and he's eventually going to crave more than the hour long press spectacle to feed the beast. My money is on us eventually seeing a reality TV show at 1600 Pennsylvania Ave. Similar to "The Housewives of NYC", but this time we'll get to eaves drop on "The Trumps of DC" as all the players in the Trump inner sanctum vie for Donny's attention and affection. We'll have Ivanka modeling her latest fashions before an overly excited Donald, while Tiffany, the perennial second fiddle, plots her revenge. Not to be outdone-the "boys" Erik and Don Jr. will strut around doing manly things -like showing off their latest big game kill and arm wrestling-while browbeaten Melania plans her escape..Oh it will be juicy and a ratings bonanza-stay tuned..
Maud
Maud,
ReplyDeleteI am all in. No wait, that expression has been co opted by Paula Broadwell. Anyway, I'm up for this TV show. Your pitch is just what the boys in Hollywood can get with. I'm assuming there will be some gratuitous nudity.
Mad Dog
Oh yes! Nudity all around, especially on the part of The Donald who will breathe new life into the idea of the Emperor with no clothes. Of course he won't recognize the irony, he'll be too busy enjoying all the naked bodies and trying a few grabs..Oh dear, did I say that? My apologies-apparently the thought of a nude Donald has gone to my head..
DeleteMaud
Maud,
DeleteAspirin, and failing that, electroshock therapy. Do you wonders.
Do you ever wonder about Melania and what she sees?
Mad Dog