Chuck Schumer is what we've got for the face of Democrats in the Senate, which is one reason the Republicans control the government, but finally Schumer fastened on something which might be useful.
"Senate Democratic Leader Charles Schumer (N.Y.) on Saturday blasted President Trump as an unreliable negotiating partner, fuming that working with him is “like negotiating with Jell-O" after a failure to secure a deal to avert a government shutdown."
--The Hill
Jell-O man! Better than Rocketman. Better than Little Marco. Jell-O man. It sticks because it carries embedded in it a ring of truth. The man who was once solidly pro-choice and is now solidly anti-abortion;the man who was for a Dreamer policy "with heart" who is now against putting dreamers ahead of Norwegians. Oh, it fits!
We have Jell-O man!
Now, if we can just get a few Democrats to sing in the chorus.
You can shape it into any form you want.
You can color it any color you like.
It's cheap.
It's non nutritive, but it tastes pretty good going down.
It's the sort of stuff you can eat when you are down with the viral crud, and if you throw it up, it's not all that bad coming back.
When you try to pin it to the wall, it just oozes down. Can't pin it down.
You can't live off it, but for a short while, it sort of hits the spot.
It's the man, in a single image.
Jell-O man!
We can throw it at his limousine when it comes up to a rally.
We can eat a big bowl of it at the podium, with a smile.
We can hold it up and point to it.
It's what we need now.
"Senate Democratic Leader Charles Schumer (N.Y.) on Saturday blasted President Trump as an unreliable negotiating partner, fuming that working with him is “like negotiating with Jell-O" after a failure to secure a deal to avert a government shutdown."
--The Hill
Jell-O man! Better than Rocketman. Better than Little Marco. Jell-O man. It sticks because it carries embedded in it a ring of truth. The man who was once solidly pro-choice and is now solidly anti-abortion;the man who was for a Dreamer policy "with heart" who is now against putting dreamers ahead of Norwegians. Oh, it fits!
We have Jell-O man!
Now, if we can just get a few Democrats to sing in the chorus.
You can color it any color you like.
It's cheap.
It's non nutritive, but it tastes pretty good going down.
It's the sort of stuff you can eat when you are down with the viral crud, and if you throw it up, it's not all that bad coming back.
When you try to pin it to the wall, it just oozes down. Can't pin it down.
You can't live off it, but for a short while, it sort of hits the spot.
It's the man, in a single image.
Jell-O man!
We can throw it at his limousine when it comes up to a rally.
We can eat a big bowl of it at the podium, with a smile.
We can hold it up and point to it.
It's what we need now.
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