Wednesday, October 24, 2018

Apocalypse Now: Trump and the Baby Caravan

Oh, save us, President Trump, from that swarm of Ork babies and mothers and MS 13 adolescents headed for our Southern border, as if ordered by Flash Mob, by the White House.
Don't they make your blood run cold?

Where is Bob Mueller when you need him?

Democrats, that wild mob which pounds on the iron studded doors of the Supreme Court and defiles Saint Kavanaugh and sends pipe bombs to former Presidents and Secretaries of State and liberal billionaires, are also funding the caravan of babies headed as an infestations to our Southern border, where, unless some very fine Nazis head them off, they will inundate our thin blue line and start raping white women just as soon as they hit puberty!
Actually, it's this guy makes my blood run cold.

Oh, the forces of evil and Nancy Pelosi are swelling and only a pure Aryan soul can lead us to safety!

Did you know global warming is a trick invented by Chinese Democrats to destroy our great American economy--the greatest economy EVER--and if it weren't for the king of Saudi Arabia, very dishonest journalists would convince the uninformed that those 7,000 invaders could not kill all 320 million Americans?

Fortunately, our Saudi friends know how to deal with those terrible, no good, very bad people who are our media. That journalist worked for the Washington Post, which is proof enough of what a bad man he must have been. The Post is owned by Jeff Bezos who owns Amazon and he looks like a very bad man with that shaved head. 

And Amazon is BAD! They have enslaved the United States Postal Service, with a VERY BAD deal, forcing postal workers to work Sundays!

Oh, we got Apocalypse coming! 
Just hold on to Donald J. Trump, or we'll all be raped and slain and the stock market will crash!



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