Things I'd like to hear Amy Say In the Next Debate

Amy Klobuchar needs to save the Republic by gaining the Presidential nomination, given the clear inability of far left candidates to win elections in the 21st century, and given the disabilities and disqualifiers among the other moderate canddiates.
So, in the spirit of helpfulness, Mad Dog proposes she rehearse some of these lines for the next debate:

Pia Guerra

• Donald Trump has never met a fact he hasn't tried to molest.

• You could fill all the Macy's parade balloons with the air from inside  Mr. Trump's head.

• Mr. Trump doesn't hate Black People. He doesn't hate Brown People. He hates poor people, especially poor people from poor countries. He thinks they should have been smart enough to have been been born rich in Queens.

• Mr. Trump thinks poor children from South of the Border are an infestation. And he thinks the KKK is the name of an aerosol disinfectant. 

• Have you ever noticed Mr. Trump can never look you straight in the eye?  It's like holding a mirror up to Count Dracula.

• Mr. Trump thinks the G-7 leaders should all come to one of his resorts for their next meetings. The leaders were reluctant: They wanted to be sure they scheduled for a resort which won't go bankrupt before they have a chance to check out.

• Mr. Trump thinks Sean Hannity is best newsman since Walter Cronkite.

That's like saying The Hulk Hogan is the best hitter since Babe Ruth. 

• Our President has told us he has all the best words.  He must be afraid of spending any of those on us. 

• After Neo Nazis killed a woman protester in Charlottesville, Mr. Trump said some of those Nazis were "very fine people." He was careful, as always to use that great disclaimer "some." Still, he broke new ground. He is the first President to ever actually say that some Nazis are very fine people.

• Half the Republicans on the House Judicial Committee were not patriots in that they placed party loyalty and their own political futures ahead of their country to defend a President who obstructed Congress, and refused to recognize the fact he is not king. So that makes them, in my estimation, moral reprobates. But wait, no, that is to violate the Congressional rule against personal attacks against members of Congress. I rescind that remark. I disavow it. To correct myself: Half of the Republicans on that committee are NOT moral reprobates

• Mr. Trump takes credit for the booming economy, which of course started with Mr. Obama after the Republican crash of 2008. Every day the stock market soars he tweets, claiming credit. That is like a surfer claiming credit for high tide and great surf. Mr. Trump sees the beautiful sunrise over Queens and cries: "See, that's because of me! That's a Trump Sunrise!"  A Trump sunset would be more believable.