Friday, May 31, 2024

Crooked Donald and the Waah Waah Republicans

D onald Trump convicted on all 34 charges.

How's that for a man who could shoot someone on 5th Avenue and never face justice?



But how did they find a group of 12 New Yorkers which did not contain even a single Trump fan?

In this country, that's remarkable.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qa4kzo6AHKc

But, as Mr. Trump informed us just after the verdict, this country is now so poisoned by the millions of terrorists, escapees from insane asylums and rapists who have been pouring across the border every day, we shouldn't be surprised at this jury pool, picked from a demographic where only 6% of the citizens are Trump voters.

How many of these were El Salvadoran insane asylum residents just out of custody at the Southern border, transported by Texas Governor Greg Abbott by bus to New York to sit on that Trump jury? That's what I'd like to know.



And why couldn't we get Paul Gosar on that jury? He should have been foreman of the jury. Then we would have got justice. Mr. Gosar, who opposes contraception, at least for white women, who believes in the 2nd amendment and who knows Biden stole the election from Mr. Trump would have injected a much needed dose of reality into that jury. 



Now, if we had had fair jury, say Marjorie Taylor Greene, Lauren Boebert, Louie Gomert, Alex Jones, Rush Limbaugh (who may be gone now but is not forgotten), and any of dozens of other upright citizens we all could name--very different outcome.

But no! What we got is a jury from that city of carnage and depredation, that Sodom of Gomorrah, that low intelligence, sleazy urban den of iniquity, New York City, which Donald Trump gave the best years of his life trying to raise up to a standard of virtue. 



So ungrateful!

So Sad!

But you know, the best thing that ever happened to Adolph Shicklgruber Hitler was that 6 months in prison, where he had time to sit down and think and write "Mein Kampf."  It made him a millionaire and it gave him time to try out his material. Donald Trump has just not had a moment's rest since he took that famous ride down the golden escalator. 



So we should all maybe hope he gets that 4 year sentence from the conflicted judge, who is still prickly about Mr. Trump's giving out the judge's daughter's home phone number and her password to Facebook.



You know Mr. Trump will rise, in the end. He's a man of destiny. The Tempest is coming. Stormfront. Stormy. Daniels. You know, he will make sure nobody replaces us. He'll make America Great Again. 


 

Wednesday, May 29, 2024

FOX NEWS INTERVIEWS MAD DOG

 As some of you may know, Mad Dog has a day job and that is working for Steward Medical Group, which has lately become something of a high profile enterprise: For weeks Steward was above the fold, front page news for the Boston Globe. 



So, it was only a matter of time until Mad Dog would be accosted by a member of the working press, or someone who plays a news person on TV, to wit, a FOX NEWS sprite, who passed her audition on a white leather couch (one can only imagine) and demanded MAD DOG  say something to the public as he tried to enter the clinic door.



FOXY:  Excuse me, do you work here?

MAD DOG:  Until further notice.

FOXY: Excuse me? 

MAD DOG: Already been there.

FOXY: Pardon.

MAD DOG: I excused you already.



FOXY: What can you tell me about working here when the Democrat governor of Massachusetts has called you a criminal enterprise and threatened shut down all Steward facilities?

MAD DOG: A criminal enterprise? Well, now, that is news. To me at least.

FOXY: So how does that affect you as you try to take care of patients?

MAD DOG: Thing is, I really do have patients to take care of right now and I don't want to keep them in the waiting room any longer than necessary. Time is money, you know, and those yachts don't pay for themselves.



FOXY: Are you worried the governor will nationalize Steward, make it into a state run socialized medicine agency?

MAD DOG: She can do that?

FOXY: People are saying...

MAD DOG: Oh, then it must be true. I heard she was going to send in the National Guard to run the clinics, which would be a great help during COVID and flu season, but not so much now. They'd probably get bored and definitely would put a strain on our coffee budget, which is under considerable stress as it is.

FOXY: What was that you said about yachts?

MAD DOG: Oh, they do not pay for themselves. Mobile homes neither, as Justice Thomas can tell you. You would not believe the cost a mobile home, or maybe you call it an RV, one of those Prevost Le Mirage XL Marathons. The upkeep!

FOXY: Pardon?

MAD DOG:  Well, some people are saying it's a mobile home, but I think of it as a land yacht. Either way, very expensive. 

FOXY: I'm not sure I follow.

MAD DOG: Well, it's like Paul Gosar says, "Aren't we supposed to be standing for something instead of falling for everything?"

FOXY (Speaking to her producer through her ear piece) I think we better move on.

MAD DOG: I've really got to get to clinic. You know there's a tuberculosis pandemic.

FOXY: Tuberculosis?

MAD DOG: Paul Gosar was the first to notice. Those illegal aliens brought it in. We could treat it with Ivermectin or chloroquine, but the FDA refuses to allow these life saving medications because big pharmacoindustriomedical complex won't let us!

FOXY: Are there any other doctors working in this clinic I can talk to?

MAD DOG: You'd have to register as a patient.

FOXY: You are signing up new patients?

MAD DOG: We were when I was last here, but that was before the Memorial Day weekend, which was an utter debacle.

FOXY: You had a problem with Memorial Day?

MAD DOG: Not here. At home. The clinic was closed over Memorial Day weekend, but my wife and I nearly came to blows over the flag.

FOXY: The flag?

MAD DOG: She insisted she knew how to fly the flag and that I don't.  Now how do you string that sucker up? Blue part at the bottom or at the top? 

FOXY: And that's a wrap, from Steward Medical clinic in the Merrimack Valley!


Sunday, May 12, 2024

On Being An Unwoke Democrat: Of Indians, Pronouns and Transgender Clinics

 I support anybody being the person they want to be and feel they must be. But my question is: To what extent do I have to participate in supporting your self image?

--Dave Chappelle 


Having attended the New Hampshire Democratic Party state convention, having heard the wonderful Jamie Raskin confront, slam and otherwise undo Republicans in particular (Lauren Boebert, Jim Jordan, Mike Johnson) and in general (Trumpists, Trumplings and other sub genera of Trumpies), I have returned home to Hampton renewed and reinvigorated, determined to say what I'm actually thinking, rather than silently self editing into demure quietude. 

Congressman Jamie Raskin


I'm determined to resist what used to be called "political correctness" and now is called, "wokeness."

One is the pandering, simpering embrace of identity politics, which may flatter a single group but alienates many more. The Cleveland Indians felt compelled to rename their team because "Indians" is now deemed derogatory. I agree with George Carlin that one owes it to a man to call him what he wants to be called: So Muhammed Ali gets to discard his "slave name," and you should call him by the name he chooses. And a group name which is, or has been meant as a slur, like "Kike" or "Nigger" should be abjured, by consensus. 



But insisting on "Native Americans" or "Indigenous People" is simply to insist on a misconception at best and a lie at worst. As George Carlin insisted, everybody is from somewhere else, except maybe the original human beings who walked out of the Rift Valley in Africa. But Native Americans did not simply materialize out of the soil on the Great Plains or anywhere else in North America. They clearly walked or boated to North America from Asia. They got here first, to be sure, maybe by hundreds or even a thousand years, and Europeans washed up later, and then displaced the Indians.

Quanah Parker


There is argument about the derivation of the word, "Indian" which, for years has been taught in history courses as the name Columbus gave the people he found living in the Caribbean, thinking he'd reached India,  but more recently claims have been made Columbus knew full well he had not reached India and the name came from In Deus, (Of God, or people of God).  History, of course, is one long argument, but it doesn't matter. The name was not used by whites to denigrate those who preceded them, as, say "Redskins" might have been said to do.

And to say, "I'm sticking with 'Indians'," is not to deny these stone age people deserved to be systematically murdered or treated savagely. Whether Phil Sheridan really said, "The only good Indian is a dead Indian," the sentiment was the same. Sheridan and Sherman understood to bring the Plains Indians to heel you had to kill all the buffalo, on which these cultures depended, and that the generals did, bringing in hunters and accomplishing a real genocide of animals, reducing a sea of buffalo, millions which covered miles of the vast Great Plains, to near extinction.

Having said all that, I'm sticking with "Indians."

Maga Trump Chump


I also don't like "native species" and "invasive species"  when it comes to plants and wildlife. Everything arrives, tries to successfully occupy a niche and either succeeds or does not.

So, as Democrats, let's not pander to "Indigenous People" and open our conventions with 15 minutes of drumming on tom toms. Let's just say we did them wrong and move on.

As for pronouns, no less than The New Yorker writes its articles using "they" to refer to a person who prefers to use that pronoun. I agree you call a person the name he or she wants to be called, but that applies only to proper nouns, to names, not to pronouns. My pronouns belong to me and so do your pronouns belong to me. I'm owner of what pronouns I use. As Chappelle says, the question is: To what extent must I participate in supporting your self image? Do I have to change a language pattern locked in since infancy, when I first learned to speak English, before I could even know I was learning anything at all? 

And lastly, while I cleave to the idea that every patient be treated with respect, and nobody should be belittled or made to feel badly about his or her sexual preference or gender identity--which is something which should matter only to those individuals, the idea that patients who present themselves to clinics for treatment of their gender dysphoria should be in control of what that treatment should be, without challenge is not just absurd, but it is inimical to the effectiveness of treatment. 

Now that a scholarly, dispassionate review of the experience of treating patients in the United Kingdom has been published by one of that nation's reigning and respected pediatricians, Hilary Cass, MD, is it alright again to ask whether we are doing more harm than good in our efforts to help?

Paul McHugh, MD


These areas of contention: Transgender , Woke acquiescence to demands for pronoun chaos and obsequious abjuration of words like "Indians" are losers for Democrats. 

Not only that, caving in to these misapprehensions is simply to embrace wrong thinking.