Trump Goes All MAGA Weird at the UN

 It's All Trump, All the Time now. He's all anybody talks about, and what he talks about is all we talk about.

Here are some gems from Donald J. Trump to the world, extracted from his 90 minutes of world wide fame in the UN spotlight:

1/ He is the greatest peace maker in world history and has personally stopped 7 wars including wars you probably never heard of in places you never heard of. But he also ended Iran's war against Israel, which must have come to a great surprise to Iran, because last we heard, they had not surrendered to Israel.

And he deserves a Nobel Peace prize for that.

Everyone is saying so, Trump says. Well, at least he is saying so, so that's one person saying so, for sure.

And he deserves another Nobel prize in medicine for his Warp Speed program which brought you the COVID vaccine, which RFKJR says is the most dangerous vaccine ever made and which kills more people than it saves, but anyway, it saved millions, even before the government got around to giving intravenous bleach or Ivermectin, which was such a great idea, and which proved Mr. Trump knew more than all the doctors, but it never got a fair chance, because you know, Biden. Or maybe it was leftist ideology. Never mind--Trump deserves that gold medal. You know how he loves gold.

2/ London has a terrible mayor, who has a Middle Eastern name and London now looks like downtown Tehran or Beirut  and is home to a lot of Arabs who have replaced real Englishmen and that is just sad. "Now they want to go to Sharia law, but you're in a different country now and you can't do that."

3/ Migration is destroying the world by changing things and mixing races and only the United States has stopped it by arresting people for speaking Spanish or looking like they might speak Spanish, which is perfectly legal as the Supreme Court has said, but anyway, Spanish speaking people replacing English speakers is very bad, and we could really use some immigrants from Norway, which, for some reason nobody can understand, seems to send very few blond immigrants our way. Sure, Norway has healthcare for all, and the highest per Capita income in the world, or close to, and great tuition free university education, where they have not purged the faculties of professors who disagree with Mr. Trump, but hey, USA is #1!

4/ The global warming hoax is killing economies world wide, and clean coal and oil are the answer.  Strangely, having said this, he claims America is the "hottest country anywhere in the world," which is not exactly what you'd want to lay claim to if you don't believe in global warning, but he likely meant we are "hot" the way Melania is hot, or the way his daughter Ivanka is hot, so hot in fact he would date her if he weren't her father, which was another weird remark, but must have been reassuring to Ivanka

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One can only imagine the delegates eating at New York City restaurants, drinking their cocktails and saying, "It took two world wars to bring Britain down, but America has done it in just eight months, with free an fair elections."

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All The Pieces Matter

"All the pieces matter," 

--Lester Freamon, "The Wire"

"Democracy is the worst form of government, except for all the others which have ever been tried."

--Winston Churchill

"Everything is consolidating" said Michael Socolow, a media historian at the University of Maine. "What makes these deals different is that they are across multiple platforms. To have the opportunity to establish an editorial line across TikTok, CBS News and CNN--that's a new world."

--The New York Times

George Orwell imagined a world where everyone had a TV screen in his home, which allowed Big Brother to speak directly to you, and which could see you in your living space. While Orwell could not imagine cell phones, or speaking to an electric device with a name like Siri who could turn your oven on or open your garage door, or a door bell which would allow you to speak to someone at the door while you sit on a beach in Cancun, he had the general idea down pretty well--consolidation of control by a powerful person or organization which executes control over every individual living in a country.

                                      Ellison

Hitler got pretty close to that by mind control, using much more primitive technology, but sophisticated psychology, with his coterie of vile accomplices. 

And now, we see the pieces coalescing for Trump, but more importantly for a small, obscure circle of very rich men, like what Vladimir Putin has effected in Russia. We can't know who-- or all--the members of this club, but we can occasionally get glimpses of it--as we see in the NYT report on the Ellison's who Mad Dog has never heard of until now, but they may soon control big airwaves, along with social media and influencers untold. 

It's almost enough to make you believe in "a vast conspiracy."

Trump is at least smart enough to know that businessmen control the world, or at least control the United States, and that government is bought and owned by money men, and that includes the institutions we once hoped to  insulate us from moneyed interests, like the Supreme Court, the Civil Service and the generators of new knowledge: the universities and the education systems which supported them.

But since at least the turn of the century, so much of new knowledge was not generated by universities, but by business, from social media, computer science, drug development. And profit poisons whatever it touches. Or at least it can poison vital organs in many cases.

We had the desktop computer, software, social media, small phones, APs, banking online, reservations and appointments on line, zoom meetings, airplanes flown mostly by computers, satellites linking a global economy, supertankers making local factories obsolete, interconnectedness unimagined in previous centuries and yet what lagged behind was our control and understanding of biology, so the whole shebang almost came crashing down owing to an invisible virus, a thing so elementary it might not even be called "living" but which threatened to undo the whole vast conglomerate.

As the controlling interests pieced together their plan--control of the Court, control of the media, control of the educational establishment, getting control of Congress and state governments fell into place. 

And now, we can see it all closing in on us, wrapping around the vital lungs of our nation, constricting, like a boa constrictor.

The wonder is: We did not see it coming.

Lions hunt that way: One young lion will circle wide, while another stays close to the quarry and a third goes directly at the prey, and by the time the wildebeest sees the threat right in front of it, it turns to look for an escape path, only to realize there is no way out.

In "The War of the Worlds,"earth is invaded by a technologically advanced alien force which shrugged off our primitive bullets and bombs but which, ultimately was undone by a virus, not a computer virus, but an earthly organic collection of amino acids.

Something like that nearly happened with Trump I, but we haven't seen the end of Trump II yet.

Trump To Speak On...Autism

For days, the (Failing) New York Times has been trumpeting a headline: "Trump To Speak On Autism!"

Mad Dog knew there was something odd about this. Other Presidents spoke on particular topics, like the economy or the need for changes in health care or about things like Civil Rights, but this made Mad Dog realize, Trump does not actually ever speak on anything. He bloviates. He rambles through his favorite topics, like how rich he is, or how smart he is or how other leaders fear and respect him, but speaking about a topic, "Autism," that is sort of new.

What can he say? We should treat it with Ivermectin and intravenous bleach? No, been there, done that. 

Or will he opine on the cause? Likely unhealthy diets bereft of raw milk and vitamin A and rife with processed foods and food dyes. We have some idea what sources he might use for that. 

Really, Mad Dog is all ears! Trump speaking on something substantive.

Will he begin by defining his terms? What, exactly, is autism? How is the diagnosis established? Is autism on the rise? How would we know? 

Is autism just a handy term for kids and adults who are somehow different or dysfunctional? Is the cause hereditary, genetic, or some toxin, or some dysfunction of the immune system? 

Where can we expect advances in treatment of this condition?

Is it a single disease or a family of diseases, like cancer?

What studies are in the works?

Mad Dog is trying to imagine Trump holding forth on this. 

He imagines something like Babe Ruth or Yogi Berra being interviewed on the cause of the Great Depression or on nuclear physics.

For sure, there will be no Dr. Fauci on stage, burying his face in his hands as Trump asks a very authentic question: "Why can't we just send all these kids to summer camp, Trump Camp, teach 'em to play golf, and they'll be fine? Right?"

One thing you can always count on with Trump: It will be entertaining...in the most excruciating way.

PS:

As predicted: Just look at these mopes...

Let Us Now Praise Famous People

Let us imagine a hero for the masses, or if not the masses, a part of the masses which is the MAGA crowd:

1/ Let him say that George Floyd was a "scumbag" who was not worth the attention lavished on his death, as if we should not condemn the murder of scumbags, but only the murder of virtuous people, saints or nice people.

2/ Give him a radio show on which he says that Jewish financiers have supported the replacement of white Americans by colored people. We might ponder why it would be important the financiers are Jewish, or even if there is a plot to replace white people, but never mind.

3/ Let him argue that gay rights are against God's will.

4/ Listen to him say that all the gun deaths we suffer in America are worth the right to bear arms because that guarantees our God given rights. We might ask him how your having a gun allows you to guarantee my right to free speech, but we can hold that thought. Or we might pause on that thought and consider how one might use arms to protect free speech: perhaps when someone rises to object to your free speech this paragon of virtue might shoot him.

5/ Nod your head when he calls Martin Luther King a "horrible person" whose death caused America to "fixate on race," rather than just accept that whites should remain the dominate race.

6/ And he might clarify that Islam is a religion bent on taking over land and societies and can only ever be a source of war and conflict, unlike Christianity, which sent armies to the Holy Land on things they called "crusades," in the name of the Prince of Peace--but that's ancient history and Islamic aggression is all NOW. So Islam is about a violent threat and Jewdaism is about financial threat via white replacement. That leaves Christianity as the one good religion, well, but never mind Buddhists and all the others. 

7/ And climate change: Well, that's an easy one--he would say it's all nonsense and he's totally against those bird Holocaust machines, I.e. windmills, because we don't need wind or solar power when we have clean coal and oil.

Now there's a man we should all embrace, because, you know, we'll miss him when he's gone.

Through the Looking Glass

 

Mad Dog readers: You heard it here first. 

Here's how this can/will play out: 

Jimmy Kimmel/Stephen Colbert run for President and start doing a tour, selling out packed stadiums in Washington state, Oregon and California.

The big networks, of course, fail to report it, but PBS does.

 The tour is hot stuff, with Kimmel/Colbert moving through huge sold out stadiums in Chicago and the Twin Cities, and then in Baltimore, , New York, Boston, finishing in Philadelphia, in front of the place where the Declaration of Independence and the Constitution were signed, and every event is covered extensively on PBS, YouTube and social media, except for Facebook, and X, where the tour is banned as unwoke.

The FCC shuts down PBS.

PBS tries to sue the FCC and  but the Court votes 5 to 3 in favor of Trump, (with Coney-Barret abstaining)--Alito/Thomas/Gorsuch/Kavanaugh/Roberts find that the  President has the right to silence anyone he does not like, and executive power allows the President to prevent anyone from using the airwaves. As originalists, they maintain that  the founding fathers clearly intended the airwaves, in particular airwaves carrying TV signals, to be the domain of the President alone. Madison, in particular did not like television comedians. Hamilton clearly favored big corporations exerting the will of the President. They decide against a narrow ruling and broadly find the First Amendment is unconstitutional.

Justice Alito explains in an interview on FOXNEWS that he recently communed with Justice Scalia , who told him that Presidential authority was never meant to be impeded and, in fact, elections pose a great risk to lifetime presidential tenure. 

Congress, by now firmly in the hands of the Gerrymander, votes Trump an enabling act to give him right to dissolve the Court outright. 

Trump considers his options: He is is furious that 3 justices (Sotomayor, Jackson and Kagan) have voted against him, and lodged stinging dissents. He could dissolve the Court, but he decides he may need Alito et. al. later, so he fires only the three liberals. 

But then FOXNEWS reports Tucker Carlson insists he should have been made Chief Justice, and is critical of undoing the Court, and Trump is thinking about that, when President Putin calls him, taunting, "A real man does not need  a Court," and so Trump dissolves the Court.

Justice Thomas realizes that with the Court dissolved, he'll have to return his mobile home because he no longer has a job he can sell to the highest bidder. Having been thus offended he changes his vote in Dobbs (which overturned Roe) just to spite Trump. Mitch McConnell says he is disappointed he cannot now become chief justice.

The New York Times editorial offices are torched. 

The Washington Post becomes "The Washington Post Storm Front" and X mergers with "Truth" to become TRUTHX. 

Congress passes a law which requires every university professor to sign a loyalty oath. All registered Democrats are summarily dismissed from faculties and from college administrations. 

Every civil servant must sign a loyalty oath.

Physicians who are registered Democrats must inform their patients they are Democrats at each office visit.

J.D. Vance tells the Democrats they can disband or they can take a loyalty oath to President Trump; Vance says, "We can do this the easy way or we can do this the hard way."

The departments of Agriculture, Interior, Treasury, HHS and Commerce are subsumed into a single Department of Homeland Security. 

Secretary Noem fires RFKJR,  but Trump promises to find him a new job.

The Department of War federalizes all National Guard units and amalgamates this with ICE into a single Homeland Guard Force, and issues them spiffy black uniforms with red and white trim and lots of black leather accessories. They are under the command of Stephen Miller. 

Trump, true to his word, appoints Robert F. Kennedy, JR to run detention centers, which have been built in every former Confederate state in addition to the Mountain West states, with the biggest facilities in Idaho, Wyoming, Montana, the Dakotas, Oklahoma and West Virginia. He makes sure inmates are humanely given lots of raw milk and vitamin A, but typhoid, Q fever, tuberculosis, measles, Covid and influenza quickly reduce the population of the camps and RFKJR quits, only to be appointed Surgeon General.

Trump's loyalists surprise him with a newly constructed mountain top retreat in Colorado, but he prefers Mar-a-Lago because there's not enough gold gilt in the Colorado place. Melania loves the place, however, which is accessible only by a solid gold elevator, and this means she can limit visitors to a list of people she wants to see and she can prevent visits from undesirables by not including them on the list.  President Trump is not on that list, but somehow Joe Rogan, Tom Cruise, Sylvester Stallone and Justin Trudeau make the cut. 

Putin visits Trump in Washington, and the next week Ukraine is overwhelmed by joint American/Russian forces and Trump remarks: "There really never was such a country as Ukraine."

Anyone caught flying a Ukrainian flag in America is arrested and sent to the Alligator Alcatraz.

New roads are built using coal powered earth movers. 

The word "Election" is removed from on line dictionaries.

Netanyahu declares there was never such a place as Palestine or Gaza and both of these names disappear from online sources. Netanyahu is defeated in Israeli elections and is named as the new American Secretary of War.

Everyone lives happily ever after.

Cancelling Jimmy Kimmel

 

There are things I was not fond of when it came to the Jimmy Kimmel show: I could never understand the role played by Guillermo, his Mexican/American foil, whose role seemed regulated to saying, "Yes, Jimmy," and appearing to never having had an actual thought.

His interviews with stupid people on the street grew old and discouraging: Stupid people can be really depressing.

But once he launched into his monologue, his criticisms of Donald Trump were just sublime.

And, even when you have Trump's people cancelling basic vaccines, pounding chests about the name "Department of War," blowing up boats off Venezuela because they look like they might be carrying drugs, defunding PBS and NPR, defunding universities, suing the New York Times for hurting Mr. Trump's feelings--  I figured, well, we still have dissent and public criticism, look at South Park; look at Colbert; look at Kimmel.

But now Trump has got to whoever those faceless, nameless corporate masters who sign the checks for Colbert and Kimmel. Trump understood better than the rest of us that everyone has a boss (except for him) and that you don't need to make your case in court or through a bureaucracy, you just need to threaten a big corporation's bottom line, and the billionaires who run that corporation will say, "Yes, sir."

The executives who displayed the broad yellow streak were, presumably, Robert Iger, CEO of Disney, and Fox Veteran, now Disney TV chief, Dana Walden, who Google says is an old friend of Kamala Harris. But these two--and who knows who else?--heard the FCC was fixing to make trouble for Disney and they showed all the morals of a cornered rat. 

What you really have to wonder is, suppose these two just said to Trump, "Go ahead and do your worst. Bring out the FCC. Sue us. Let's see what kind of trouble we can make for you?" What is the worst thing that could happen to them? They lose their jobs? Are they going to have to sell their homes or go on welfare?  

Really. So they retire and hang out at one of their four homes around the world. Or they get dumped by the Disney board of directors, and they get new jobs with Netflix or MGM or Dreamworks. What do they have to lose?

But now, for all time, they will be remembered as the Pontius Pilate and King Herod of American media. 

So, why did Iger and Walden surrender? Why the giant yellow streak? THAT is the real story here. 

Mr. Trump has played the Putin card.

One hopes we'll see the resistance rise again, but when you look at America, at who really rules America and what motivates them--i.e., the almighty dollar--you have to say that the exceptions to this rule are rare...the Civil Rights Movement; Martin Luther King; the election of Barack Obama; the Civil War which was fought for many reasons, but the sine qua non was slavery; the awarding of the right to vote to Blacks and women--those were movements and accomplishments with no clear financial motivation, but those are the exceptions to the rule.

For now, we have a scabrous state, ruled by venal men and women who care only for money and their own dominant fiscal position. 

Why We Fight

 

Band of Brothers," that Spielberg/Hanks series about Easy Company's World War II experiences was mostly accurate, sometimes just got things plain wrong, but overall, it provided a sense of what it was like for a group of men some of whom survived the war as a true band of brothers, to make their way through that trial by fire.

We can hear that from those who fought in Easy Company after they saw the series on TV. Each found some inaccuracy here and there--especially where Lt. Dike and Pvt. Blithe were concerned, but overall the veterans say the series got it mostly right. 

Mad Dog has never fought in a war.

His brother got shipped off to Vietnam and Mad Dog has heard his stories. One thing Mad Dog thinks is true is that once you are in war, you are in it, and you do what is required or seems like a good idea at the time.  Mad Dog's brother was a doctor on a Coast Guard cutter, bobbing in the waters off the coast of Vietnam, and the doctors on these cutters told each other just what Cook says in "Apocalypse Now," i.e., "NEVER GET OFF THE BOAT!" But Mad Dog's brother got off the boat, and on to a swift boat, so he could go up the river to the villages to bring medicine and the Great American way to the villagers, where American military doctors were busy winning the hearts and minds of the locals. He was rewarded with a rocket attack on his swift boat. Thankfully the rocket missed.

"Why did you do something that foolish?" Mad Dog asked him. "You didn't have to do that."

Mad Dog never got a really cogent answer to that question. People, apparently, do stuff in wartime for reasons which later may not make much sense. The answer to that "why" question is often not very satisfying.

Episode 9 of "Band of Brothers" is called "Why We Fight." It begins with a hard bitten veteran, Perconte,  who has been with the company since its inception, in a sandbag station with a machine gun, guarding the periphery of camp. He is on duty with O'Keffe, a new replacement to the company. O'Keefe is fiddling with the machine gun, saying he hopes he has not missed all the fighting, now that the Germans seem to be in retreat. Perconte explodes, telling O'Keefe he should only be so lucky to have missed all the fighting, that guys like O'Keefe wind up with their guts hanging out of their wounds crying for their mothers, because that's what combat is. As for Perconte, he is happy to have slept in a real bed with sheets and to have used toilet paper--both for the first time in months. That's what Perconte is fighting for, the pleasure of toilet paper.

Of course, it is Perconte who discovers the concentration camp on a patrol outside of the German town, and when he rushes back to tell Captain Winters, Perconte cannot even get the words out, he is so stunned. 

Gas Chamber At Mauthausen 

Walking through the concentration camp, the American soldiers look around, and cover their noses from the unbearable stench, and they discover the magnitude of the evil they have been fighting. 

So, the episode is called, "Why We Fight." But, of course, fighting to liberate that concentration camp was NOT why these soldiers were fighting. It was an unexpected revelation, not a reason for them to fight, a casus belli. They had no idea what evil lurked behind the lines of the Wehrmacht they had been facing. The Wehrmacht was nasty enough to concentrate the attention of these American soldiers. They were fighting for their own lives and that was enough.

Mauthausen Concentration Camp, Austria

But this is often the case in war. Soldiers fight to keep each other alive, without thinking about greater war aims, as Eric Maria Remarque so beautifully depicted in "All Quiet on the Western Front." The funniest scene has Kat, the squad's emotional center, being told that the war resulted from France having insulted Germany, and Kat says, "Oh, well I don't feel offended at all! So I guess I just be packing up and going home!"

Oath to Hitler, Not to Germany

Even the American Civil War, which turned out to be a war to free the slaves, was not fought by warriors determined to end slavery, in large measure. Many, if not most, of the northern troops had no sympathy for the slaves and were not fighting to free them. Even their best generals, like William T. Sherman, had no particular sympathy for the slaves. In fact, the rallying cry was "Union!" (Mad Dog has wondered why keeping South Carolina in the union would have motivated a farm boy in New Hampshire to joint up. And yet, there are cemeteries all over the state, in every little hamlet, with Civil War dead.)  Some of that changed, as the Federal troops marched through the South and slaves appeared with satchels, following the Union army to freedom.  Like Perconte discovering the concentration camp, those northern troops saw for the first time suffering they had not comprehended, nor imagined and the "why we fight" got added on later.

Lincoln tried to give an answer to the "why" question with his Gettysburg address, but he was reviled by even Northern newspapers for suggesting the Civil War was really a second American revolution, a fight to expunge the original sin of slavery. And when he tried again, in his Second Inaugural address to explain how the war came about, he admitted the war seemed propelled by a force of its own, "and so it came."

The Troubles in Ireland have a big "why" which concerns religion. Read "Say Nothing" (Patrick Radden Keefe) and be amazed at the depths and the breadth of hatred between Catholics and Protestants in Belfast. They make the Hatfields and McCoys look like a disrupted tea party. And to Mad Dog's eye, there is so little that actually separates these people. ("Derry Girls," the TV show, does some amazing riffs on this issue. They are forever trying to figure out, from names or appearances, whether someone is Catholic or Protestant, and can't do it.)

It has been said that the most vicious internecine warfare occurs not between people who are very different, different races, from distant lands, but among people who, to outsiders, look very much alike. The Palestinian/Israeli conflict seems to be a case in point. Of course, there is the Muslim/Jewish difference, but watching Israeli TV shows, Mad Dog was struck by scenes where an Israeli store owner sees a customer enter, who to Mad Dog's eye looks like anyone else, but that person entering the store is immediately identified as a Palestinian by the owner, and treated most unfriendly. "Where did all that come from?", Mad Dog asks the screen. 

So, in that case, maybe the "why" is a little more obvious to the combatants. Of course, given the October 7 attack, the viciousness, the rapes, the kidnappings, which indicated how calculated that onslaught was, the casus belli is obvious. But, like many wars, the "why" seems to morph as time goes on.

She Knows Why She Fights

The "why" with respect to the war against Japan seemed pretty clear at the time: Pearl Harbor. 

But why did the Japanese attack Pear Harbor? 

It is only now decades later, with the advent of youtube and histories written at a distance that the Japanese rationale for the attack is now presented. To be sure, the Imperial Japanese, with their bushido culture, driving them to ravage Chinese and Korean populations as subhumans, provides plenty of "why." 

Of course, there are always "innocent" victims of war: the children who were immolated by Curtis LeMay's firebombing of Japanese cities and by the atomic bombs were hardly combatants--although slightly older children were taught with sharpened bamboo to prepare to kill the American invaders.

And, clearly, in Gaza today, innocent children are dying, just as innocent children died on October 7. 

So, in the end, Mad Dog suspects there is really often no single "why" war happens, or violence erupts. There may be a driving force, a climate set by people at the top, but there are as many reasons as there are people involved.