Trump Goes All MAGA Weird at the UN

 It's All Trump, All the Time now. He's all anybody talks about, and what he talks about is all we talk about.

Here are some gems from Donald J. Trump to the world, extracted from his 90 minutes of world wide fame in the UN spotlight:

1/ He is the greatest peace maker in world history and has personally stopped 7 wars including wars you probably never heard of in places you never heard of. But he also ended Iran's war against Israel, which must have come to a great surprise to Iran, because last we heard, they had not surrendered to Israel.

And he deserves a Nobel Peace prize for that.

Everyone is saying so, Trump says. Well, at least he is saying so, so that's one person saying so, for sure.

And he deserves another Nobel prize in medicine for his Warp Speed program which brought you the COVID vaccine, which RFKJR says is the most dangerous vaccine ever made and which kills more people than it saves, but anyway, it saved millions, even before the government got around to giving intravenous bleach or Ivermectin, which was such a great idea, and which proved Mr. Trump knew more than all the doctors, but it never got a fair chance, because you know, Biden. Or maybe it was leftist ideology. Never mind--Trump deserves that gold medal. You know how he loves gold.

2/ London has a terrible mayor, who has a Middle Eastern name and London now looks like downtown Tehran or Beirut  and is home to a lot of Arabs who have replaced real Englishmen and that is just sad. "Now they want to go to Sharia law, but you're in a different country now and you can't do that."

3/ Migration is destroying the world by changing things and mixing races and only the United States has stopped it by arresting people for speaking Spanish or looking like they might speak Spanish, which is perfectly legal as the Supreme Court has said, but anyway, Spanish speaking people replacing English speakers is very bad, and we could really use some immigrants from Norway, which, for some reason nobody can understand, seems to send very few blond immigrants our way. Sure, Norway has healthcare for all, and the highest per Capita income in the world, or close to, and great tuition free university education, where they have not purged the faculties of professors who disagree with Mr. Trump, but hey, USA is #1!

4/ The global warming hoax is killing economies world wide, and clean coal and oil are the answer.  Strangely, having said this, he claims America is the "hottest country anywhere in the world," which is not exactly what you'd want to lay claim to if you don't believe in global warning, but he likely meant we are "hot" the way Melania is hot, or the way his daughter Ivanka is hot, so hot in fact he would date her if he weren't her father, which was another weird remark, but must have been reassuring to Ivanka

Hottest First Lady EVER!

One can only imagine the delegates eating at New York City restaurants, drinking their cocktails and saying, "It took two world wars to bring Britain down, but America has done it in just eight months, with free an fair elections."

Hottest Country Anywhere!

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