So now President Trump has declared war on the state of Colorado.
He is moving the Space Command, with all its jobs to Alabama.
Could it be because Colorado is where South Park is?
No, the President says it's because Colorado voted against him 3 times, which was very unfair and corrupt.
And Alabama, where he is moving the Space Command voted for him by 47 points.
So, that's only fair. If your state votes for Trump, you get whatever he can think to throw your way. If you vote against him, you are on his bad list and are a pariah state.
Personally, Mad Dog thinks he just did not like Steve Carell in "Space Force" that Netflix TV series which was set in a Colorado mountain and made the whole idea of a Space Command look like something of a joke. And if there's one thing Mr. Trump cannot abide is being a joke. Because, you know, everyone takes him if not literally, at least seriously.
New Hampshire, it should be noted, voted for Hillary in 2016, Biden in 2020 and Kamala in 2024.
We can only imagine what Trump will do to us.
Maybe he'll move the Portsmouth Navy yard to Mississippi. (The joke would be on Maine, of course, as the Portsmouth, NH Navy yard is actually, across the river from Portsmouth, NH, in Maine.) And one of Maine's senators is Susan Collins who has pretended to be independent but has never voted against Trump on anything.
Of course, it goes without saying that Trump will drop a bomb on New York, where he was convicted of 39 felonies and Maryland, oh Maryland, are you ever in for it. Trump thinks "The Wire" was a documentary, and he is not far wrong there, but he is definitely going to send in the Marines to Baltimore and Montgomery County.
We are in for so much fun now.
Imagine if King George III had decided to send in troops to towns which annoyed him, like Boston, New York and Philadelphia. And Yorktown, Virginia.
Oh, wait.
Only a leftist elitist sitting comfortably in a low crime suburban village would decry the saving of innocent lives and the restoration of lawful order in the crime ravaged cities of America. This kind of column makes clear that mad dog doesn’t care about the minority poor or crime victims as the callousness is clear and will always be rejected at the ballot box. Typical leftist dogma that lacks empathy and pragmatic reality just condescending elitist posturing.
ReplyDeleteFifty-five percent of the public think it’s acceptable for the U.S. military and National Guard to assist local police in large cities.
ReplyDeleteAlso note mad dog understanding of urban life relies heavily on hbo as his source ie the wire.
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