Sunday, October 26, 2025

The Strange Case of American Democracy Demise

 


Mad Dog has stumbled upon a dusty book in the Hampton public library (a taxpayer supported institution) which, Heaven help us, got him thinking and wondering.



Mark Mazower, a professor at Columbia University, wrote the book: "Dark Continent," about Europe's twentieth century. He speaks English (born there), German, French, Italian and Greek, so he's in a position to write about Europe.



Thus far, only halfway into it, the big surprise for Mad Dog has been the idea that fascism and communism did not so much rise up, as simply replace democracies, which preceded them. 

Fascism was an opportunistic infection, or more accurately,  a saprophytic infection, as it were, establishing itself amidst the collapsed ruins of failed democracies. 

In fact, the idea of democracy did not well up from the pent up desires of Germans, Romanians, Hungarians, Estonians and Greeks, but it was imposed on nation states as part of Woodrow Wilson's messianic exhortation to make the world safe for democracy. 

This brought to mind a conversation Mad Dog once had with a Saudi prince, a very Westernized, erudite and cosmopolitan man, who smiled and confided,  "You know, not every people wants or even likes the idea of democracy."

Churchill, of course, said that democracy is the worst possible form of government, except for all the others which have ever been tried, and Mazower's post mortem surely exposes the first part of that couplet.




Of course, part of the problem is that shorthand word, "democracy." What does that word even mean?  Rule by the people? 

"The people?" Who, on earth would they be?


In large, industrialized countries it is not practical to have people dropping their day jobs to meet and decide all the issues and administer all the efforts to sustain production of goods and services, provide health care, build and maintain transportation and communication, provide for education and training, in short, to do what large, successful societies need doing. 

So we have "republics," that is, we elect people to do all that for us, our "representatives," our hired guns, to do all that stuff so we can do what we want and need to do, manufacture stuff, provide medical care, build towns and cities, and places for mass entertainment and systems for mass communication.

"A Republic, madam," Franklin said, "If you can keep it."


Mad Dog has been devouring every book about the Weimar Republic he can find, seeing, of course, parallels, echoes, origins to our present day America. Mad Dog thought if he could understand the disease process as it played out in Germany, a country not unlike America, he might understand the disease, the brain worm afflicting America.

So Mad Dog began with "Before the Deluge," Otto Friedrich's easily digestible essay which is so accessible Linda Ronstadt read it and recommended it to Jackson Browne and it became au currant. If you are looking for entertaining treatments, you could not do better than "Babylon Berlin," that estimable and highly accurate TV series, or, for that matter, "Cabaret," which is based on Christopher Isherwood's "Goodbye to Berlin," the most literate and artful treatment Mad Dog has found. Peter Gay's "Weimar Culture"  details the fecklessness of the advocates of a liberal democracy. Eric Weitz's "Weimar Germany," takes you through a kaleidoscope of the experimentation in architecture, music, drama, educational innovation alongside the politics of that brief inter war interlude, that failed experiment we call Weimar. 


Erik Larson's "In The Garden of the Beasts" should not be forgotten account of the US ambassador to Germany on the cusp of Hitler's ascension and he ties together the Sally Bowles like ramblings of the ambassador's daughter, Martha Dodd, as she discovers the magnetism, the charm and the hideous truth of Hitler's mob.




But what he missed is that what was going on in Germany was only the most famous and visible example of what was happening all over Europe, from Hungary to the Baltic states, to the Balkans, and, in a twisted way, in Russia.



Which is to say, people all over were trying democracy, and parliaments, and these governments were failing miserably, seriously and truly and people all over Europe lost faith in unwieldly, messy democracy. They just wanted something that would work.

("Mussolini made the trains run on time.")



When Wilson declared the whole reason for World War One was, or should have been, to make the world safe for democracy that was more than aspirational, however deluded. 

World War One was a catastrophe, millions dead, a vector for the great influenza epidemic which killed far more people than battles did, and which reached beyond the battlefields to every bedroom, kitchen and parlor. Post war Europe was a wounded, diseased animal, in need of intensive care.

Arguments rage, even today, about it's causes--John Reed said it was simply a matter of two big empires (Britain and France) being simply unwilling to cut Germany in on the take, and that America got dragged in because American bankers (J.P. Morgan, in particular) had lent so many billions to the Brits and French, they could not afford to let Germany win.

One thing which is pretty clear, is that that war did overthrow monarchies/oligarchies/autocracies in Germany, Austria and Russia, and a bunch of other smaller countries, like Hungary, Serbia, Latvia, and attempts were made to replace all those strutting princes in their elaborate, ridiculous, bemedaled, bejeweled costumes, with parliaments, representative bodies of men (not women) wearing dark wool suits.

The problem was, none of that democratic reform worked, or it didn't work well enough.



Just reading about the Paris conference where new countries were drawn up, where people like Ho Chi Minh of Vietnam were ignored, where Russia was simply rejected for being Bolshevik, where the Middle East was served up as an oil resource for the "great powers" and where Africa and Asia were viewed as dark continents filled with sub-humans, one gets the idea the whole enterprise of post war reconstruction was not reconstruction at all, but simply a twelve course meal devoured by Britain, France and America, and to some extent, Italy.

So the unsolved problems of 1918 festered and ate out Europe like a spider wasp, devouring from within. 





The fact is, government of the people, by the people and for the people is doomed, because, well, maybe 40% of the people are well meaning, industrious, cooperative, but 30% are selfish, indifferent, just plain stupid and 30% are just flat out insane. 





Right here in Hampton, even at the peak of our giddy interlude, when Obama was in the White House saying articulate things, entertaining and inspiring us at the White House Correspondents' dinner (an overlooked but revealing exercise in American culture), and making decisions, we could see the cracks in the body politic expanding and admitting the destructive elements.



Obama, faced with the threat of Islamic fundamentalist groups determined to make the 9/11 attacks a weekly event, sent killer drones to execute the bad guys, without trial or due process, which opened the door to Trump bombing whatever he wants. 

Political correctness morphed into public meetings where speakers announced their pronouns before they even began to read their texts, where any woman accusing any man of unwanted sexual advances was to be "believed," as in "believe the woman," and the men fired, jailed and disgraced, where college boys were expelled from school by star chambers because they stood accused of date rape, and these boys often were not allowed to confront their accusers or even speak in their own behalf, because to allow the accused man to speak would be too "traumatizing" for the female accuser, where a young man who was a middling competitive swimmer as a male, at the Ivy League University of Pennsylvania, started setting records and winning championships as a woman, having undergone trans sexual surgery, but having also undergone a male puberty which benefited him greatly and nobody even asked, "Hey, why do we have women's sports separated from men's sports anyway?"  And we had local folks in Peoria, who were not yet ready for drag queens learning that their kids had seen a drag queen performance at their elementary schools.  And we had affirmative action in schools and for public contracts which established racial quotas and dismissed the idea of a "level playing field" as inadequate because it did not produce the desired results. Small wonder displaced White males began to howl. They might not be smart, but at least they were White. And who needs democracy, anyway, when you've got Amazon, Google, X, Apple watches, Microsoft, Facebook and Infowars?



But most of all, the reigning liberal "elite" was unwilling to hear the opposing point of view; no wonder when the opposition got power, they were inclined to return the favor.

And the opposition, the White Christian Federalist Society, Russel Vought, Stephen Miller mob were ready. It wasn't that they succeeded so much as the liberal lobby failed and someone would inevitability fill the vacuum--nature abhors a vacuum. They were, if you'll permit another image, the cockroaches picking through the debris after the apocalypse of ideas.




In short, one wing of democracy got ahead of the social and cultural norms embraced by a lot of White, Christian, religious folks in Iowa, Missouri, Ohio and Pennsylvania. What and who exactly was being "represented"?

And mix into that brew the race and class factors and you've got Donald Trump. 





All those good ol' boys in Alabama, the entire Confederacy and its diaspora in the Mountain West, were still reeling from the idea of having a Black man sleeping in the White House and they were growing alarmed that the points they got for simply being White in Mississippi would no longer accrue, and they were just looking for something and someone to latch on to.



For Rome, it was the Vandals, the Visigoths and the Ostrogoths; for America it was the Vulgarians. (See the shit dumping video, the gold ladened Oval Office and the destruction of the East Wing.)

The perplexing thing is America didn't have Germany's problems or Europe's problems when it rejected democracy and representative government and went full on cult autocracy. The Weimar Germans, the post war Hungarians, Serbs, Austrians, Estonians were dealing with starvation, hyperinflation and devastating unemployment, which the Reichstag and the various parliaments responded to with paralysis. 

The American economy was roaring under Biden. Inflation was down, despite all the noise saying otherwise. Health insurance was a problem but it was no worse than it had been. Unemployment was almost de minimis. World trade was humming along. NONE of the post war conditions which set up wounded Europe were extant in America, and yet democracy, the liberal experiment imploded.

Somebody was not happy.  Enough somebodies were not happy that America went full Weimar unto Third Reich.

Americans looked at Congress and said, "Nope. Not me. Those liberals are for them, they, not for Me!" 

Mark Mazower


It wasn't that Trump had something to offer; it was that government for the people, by the people of the people failed. 

It was not E Pluribus Unum. It was E Unum Pluribus.

Out of our unity, we shattered into pieces because the glue which held us together failed. 

So, today, we have the East Wing demolished.

Next target: The Lincoln Memorial. 





You heard it here first. 



Friday, October 24, 2025

Apres Moi, Le Deluge: East Wing Blues

 

"This morning the White House police cleared the Ellipse Park, across the street, where journalists had been photographing the demolition of the East Wing. Well, that makes sense: If none of it's on camera, they can just claim the East Wing hanged itself in prison."

--Stephen Colbert


Mad Dog was once given a tour of the Vice President's Residence by none other than Barbara Bush, as part of a group of five or six people she was showing around. 

Barbara Bush


One of the women expostulated, "Oh, Mrs. Bush! Your house is just so beautiful!"

Veep's House, Naval Observatory WDC


And, turning ever so slightly toward her, Barbara Bush smiled faintly, paused and said, "Well, really it's more your house than mine. It doesn't belong to me."



Mad Dog, being an undercover Democrat on this tour--long story, don't ask--was stunned. This was a Republican scion, a woman of wealth and privilege, and if there was one thing Mad Dog knew about people of wealth and privilege it was that every last one of them believed, with all their heart and soul, that they richly deserved every bit of their wealth and privilege, and here she was firmly reminding us that she understood she did not own the privilege, she was simply a temporary guardian, a custodian of it. 

And now we have a man who does not think of himself as a custodian of other people's property, but he believes himself to own government property, personally. The White House is his own to do whatever he wishes with it.



And so he demolishes the East Wing, because he thinks it's his. This he does because he can do it. There is nobody to stop him. Certainly not the Supreme Court. Not the General Services Administration (which is the landlord for government buildings), not the military, not Congress. 





 This is a man who is demanding a personal payment from the government of $270 million because he felt offended by the Justice Department. 



Well, there's Justice for you.




Mad Dog is not much of a student of history, but dimly he recalls a king of France, Louis XV who said, "apre`s moi, le deluge."



Melissa Whitaker did a painting which captures this moment. 



Or, perhaps, if we are going to a French state of mind, there was Marie Antoinette whose blithe disregard of the hardships of others was captured in her famous line, of which no reader of this blog needs to be reminded.



And so we go, not with a bang, or even a whimper, but with the sound of backhoes and bulldozers.

And here is Paul Krugman's take on where we are. He goes on to say we should care about because it is a symptom of something much more significant.

"Masked government agents are snatching people off the street. The National Guard has been sent into major cities on the obviously false pretext that these cities are in chaos. The U.S. military is essentially murdering people on the high seas. Huge tariffs are, in addition to their economic costs, undermining a system of alliances former presidents spent generations building. Green energy is being eviscerated, vindictive prosecutions are the norm, and many millions are on course to lose their health insurance. So why do I want to talk about Trump’s appalling design sense?"


Tuesday, October 21, 2025

This America, Man: A Sh*tHole Country

 


His fans go wild!

Trump has done it again!

https://www.youtube.com/shorts/sKaVoDRvLQc

He owns the libs! 

And, BTW,  that you tube label intentionally euphemized it: That clearly wasn't "sludge" he was dropping in that video--that was snowflake editing. It was doo-doo, poop, excrement, it was very clearly shit. Yes, say the word. That's what Mr. Trump said, visually. Only the propriety police tried to deny it. So let us not sugar coat what this video was.

(We are such delicate hot house flowers now, in America, we have to warn evening news audiences "this story contains images which some may find disturbing." No such warning for Mr. Trump's video. Simple denial in some parts; but we all could see for ourselves, just as we could see those January 6 MAGA boys were not ordinary tourists.)

No, those January 6th tourists were heroes, and are now all pardoned, because, after all, do we really want patriotic heroes in jail? They were merely trying to protect us all from rampaging leftist mobs intent on burning down cities and protecting illegal aliens and Hamas terrorists right here in the USA!

Heroes Trying to Save Democracy

Ordinary Tourists Looking for a Place to Poop

Trump's "Very Fine People" 

But here we have rampaging leftist mobs intent on protecting terrorists and illegal criminal aliens!
Rampaging Leftist Liberals Burning Down Cities


Or, as Mike Johnson, Republican Speaker, said, Mr. Trump's video was just harmless "satire." You know "satire:" that's what got Stephen Colbert and Jimmy Kimmel canceled. 

Hillary so understated the "basket of deplorables." It wasn't a basket; it was a vast trainload, stretching out across the land from Altoona to Appalachia to Arkansas to Alcatraz. 

And this is where we are, really where we've always been, in MAGA land.

This is where the MAGA mob wants to take us back to--the 1950's where men were men and White men were in control and any person of color who dared to sit at a White man's counter and ask for a Coke could count on getting trashed bigly by the brave White good ol' boys, eager to keep him in his place, which meant, nowhere in a White store, pool, hotel or restaraunt. This is what that "Again" part of MAGA is all about--the longing for the good old days of Apartheid, American style.

This America, Man


This is rural Pennsylvania, Wisconsin, Ohio and this is all of the Confederate States of America, except those blue tear drops scattered about in places like Austin, Atlanta, Memphis. Right here in New Hampshire, we've got Portsmouth and Dover and Durham and Alabama in between.



Mad Dog is humbled, trying to find words, but, mercifully, another AI aided you tube is up now. 

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tA7e6951nKo&t=452s


If only we had a George Carlin resurrected. 

Make America Like This Again: Let's Go Back to the 1950's!


We can now say, "in the immortal words of" with real homage.



 


Monday, October 20, 2025

Violent Criminals, Aliens and Terrorists Rally in All 50 States: Trump Plays Golf

 

"The Democrat Party’s main constituency are made up of Hamas terrorists, illegal aliens, and violent criminals."

--Karoline Leavitt, Press Secretary for Donald Trump

 "You see these bums, you know, blowing up the campuses."

--Richard Nixon, May 1, 1970, two days before Kent State massacre



"These are 'Hate America' rallies"

--Mike Johnson, Republican Speaker of the House


"They don't hate America, Mr. Speaker; they just hate you... and your MAGAts."

--Obadiah Youngblood


Oh! Those Hamas terrorists! Those green frogs, yellow ducks marching in the streets spewing out vile HATE for America! 



"Always accuse your opponent of exactly what you know yourself to be guilty of yourself."

--Dr. Joseph Goebbels



So, those naked bicycle riders, those green frogs and dinosaurs are now rallying for Hamas?



Kermit! Say it ain't so!





Sunday, October 19, 2025

Shohei Ohtani Evades ICE: Wrecks Havoc In LA

 



Los Angeles, October 18, 2025

The unsung hero of the game which catapulted the Los Angeles Dodgers into the World Series was not Shohei Ohtani, who merely hit more home runs than he allowed hits to the Milwaukee Brewers in that final National League championship game. Three home runs, two hits allowed the Brewers and 10 strikeouts. 



The real hero was Mookie Betts, who recruited teammates Max Muncy and Freddie Freeman to accost three ICE agents and lock them into lockers in the home team locker room before the game, leaving a bat boy to guard them until the celebrating players departed the club house, hours after the game ended.



"We were under orders to detain a foreign national here in a well known sanctuary city," one of the agents, who spoke on condition of anonymity upon his release. "And we were placed at risk for our lives by the bat boy, who speaks Spanish, Japanese and only some English, which ought to be enough said."  When asked about Ohtani's legal status, the agent replied, "His legal status, like most of the people we shove into our van, was murky, and it's standard ICE practice to just grab and go, and work out the legal stuff later. We are not some pencil necked lawyers, after all. We are just brawny ICE guys. But this guy, Oh-TAWN-ee, clearly speaks a foreign language and is only able to command about a dozen English words, like 'curve,' and 'four seamer,' and his best friend is a guy named Yamamoto, who also pitches for the Dodgers and is on our list, and who, if you Google it, is the guy who planned Pearl Harbor. I mean, what more do you need?"

New York's Finest (Not Dodger Fans)




Asked who ordered the interdiction of Ohtani and Yamamoto, the agent would only smile inscrutability, but when pressed, he later added, "So, the Brewers are from Wisconsin, which voted the right way in the last election, if you know what I mean. I mean 49.6% voted for the King and 0.5% voted for Bobby, Junior, so you know, Wisconsin is okay.  Sure, Milwaukee, the city, may not be reliable, but it's the state that counts. So we had a mission to prevent these aliens from raping the system. I mean, what could be more American than Baseball?"

Has Ohtani committed any crimes? 



"Well, he steals bases," the agent replied. "Everyone talks about the home runs and his fastball, but nobody ever talks about his propensity toward theft. He just can't help himself. He might be safe on first base, but he's never satisfied."

Asked if ICE plans to strike again.

"Well, it all depends," the G-man replied. "I mean, if it's a Canadian team on the other side--which it could be--and that would speak volumes for the perfidious nature of how these foreign powers have targeted real Americans. 

They've taken aim at the most American game of all, and then we'd have to watch them play 'Oh, Canada!' before some games. 

Waiting in the Dodgers' Clubhouse


Personally, I'd put those aluminum tariffs up to a thousand percent. Next thing you know they'll be using aluminum bats to replace good American ash and maple. Yeah, I know it could be a team from the state of Washington, which is just filthy blue, but still, it's America, and we could  flood that zone with Texas National Guard, in Seattle, which is a sanctuary city,  but if it's the Blue Jays, we'd have to deal with the Mounties and Fentanyl cartel, across the border, so the best shot we'll get is likely right back in L.A. But this time, we'll take care of this Mookie mope first. I mean, he's sort of an illegal himself--a refugee from Boston."







Wednesday, October 15, 2025

HATE AMERICA RALLIES IN DEMOCRAT HELL HOLES!

 


Portsmouth, NH, October, 2025

Stormfront alert!

Radical Democrat Leftist America Haters are roiling in Portsmouth, NH, a Democratic Hell Hole, massing to march in a planned United Hate America Rally!



Governor Kelly Ayotte has declined to put her New Hampshire National Guard at risk, but she has asked for Mississippi National Guard troops to deploy along Market Street, and Alabama Guard will fill Market Square, in front of North Church, where Daniel Webster was a congregant, and George Washington visited in search of his escaped slave, Ona Judge.

Threatening Potential Rioter 


Homeland Security czarina, Kristi Noem, has vowed to deploy ICE to track down Ms. Judge's descendants to be returned to Mount Vernon, Virginia, before being sent to El Salvador.

Outside agitators, from Portland, Oregon and Chicago have also been sighted in Rye, Greenland and Hampton, NH, sheltering among fellow traveler Democrats.

National Guard units designated with special "Sic Semper Agitator" patches from Louisiana, Arkansas, Oklahoma and South Carolina will be quartered in the homes of any Portsmouth resident whose name ends in a vowel, or who is a known Spanish speaker.  

Elitist Liberal Agitator 


Tensions are palpable.

Portsmouth police chief, asked about his plans to cooperate with ICE and the Confederate Guard units, replied with an assertive, inscrutable "No Comment."

Russell Vought, director of the OMB, has deployed January 6th veterans to direct crowds toward the Portsmouth Naval Shipyard and to instruct them about tactics for becoming "Ordinary Tourists." Furloughed government workers, who restore and repair nuclear submarines, have been ordered to return to work but have been told Democrats refuse to pay them so if there is any trouble with the fleet, we'll all know who to blame.








Big Bird, interviewed on the set of Sesame Street, averred he/she has been informed by Attorney General Pam Bondi,  that "sanctuary cities" will be considered to be in overt rebellion which justifies trigger President Trump's activation of the Insurrection Act, which is, in a nutshell (and we use that word advisedly) martial law. 

Dangerous Rioters Insurrectionists

Asked about plans for flag burning, protestors said no plans for any sort of fire related activity have been made, and, in fact, most frogs, bears, unicorns have noted that they are very flammable and have no wish to engage in pyrotechnics.  NPR has reached Kermit, who knows how hard it is to be green, for comment and his Ode, "Frog Resistance Makes Me Croak," is shown in the link below.



Texas Guard troops, originally slotted to arrive at Pease Airport, have been sent home by Secretary of Internal Warfare, Pete Hegseth, for being too fat and not the right look, and definitely not from Central Casting.  

Fat Troops Need Not Apply


Meanwhile, Secretary Hegseth, in a bold effort to demonstrate manly virtue and to set an example for National Guard troops everywhere, released a photo showing just the look he is seeking.

Look Ma! They Made Me Secretary of WAR!


The New Hampshire seacoast has been hosting readings of The Concord Hymn by Ralph Waldo Emmerson, a noted radical elitist leftist America hater, who glorified violence with that line: "And fired the shot heard round the world," a paean to leftist revolutionary violence.

Dangerous Hell Hole Rioter


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bw5zxdSObso


Seacoast Protestor