Portsmouth, NH, October, 2025
Stormfront alert!
Radical Democrat Leftist America Haters are roiling in Portsmouth, NH, a Democratic Hell Hole, massing to march in a planned United Hate for America Rally!
Governor Kelly Ayotte has declined to put her New Hampshire National Guard at risk, but she has asked for Mississippi National Guard troops to deploy along Market Street, and Alabama Guard will fill Market Square, in front of North Church, where Daniel Webster was a congregant, and George Washington visited in search of his escaped slave, Ona Judge.
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| Threatening Potential Rioter |
Homeland Security czarina, Kristi Noem, has vowed to deploy ICE to track down Ms. Judge's descendants to be returned to Mount Vernon, Virginia, before being sent to El Salvador.
Outside agitators, from Portland, Oregon and Chicago have also been sighted in Rye, Greenland and Hampton, NH, sheltering among fellow traveler Democrats.
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| Elitist Liberal Agitator |
Tensions are palpable.
Portsmouth police chief, asked about his plans to cooperate with ICE and the Confederate Guard units, replied with an assertive, inscrutable "No Comment."
Russell Vought, director of the OMB has deployed January 6th veterans to direct crowds toward the Portsmouth Naval Shipyard and to instruct them into tactics for becoming "Ordinary Tourists."
Big Bird, interviewed on the set of Sesame Street, averred he/she has been informed by Attorney General Pam Bondi, that "sanctuary cities" will be considered in overt rebellion which may trigger President Trump's activation of the Insurrection Act.
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| Dangerous Rioters Insurrectionists |
Asked about plans for flag burning, protestors said no plans for any sort of fire related activity have been made, and, in fact, most frogs, bears, unicorns have noted that they are very flammable and have no wish to engage in pyrotechnics.
Texas Guard troops, originally slotted to arrive at Pease Airport, have been sent home by Secretary of Internal Warfare, Pete Hegseth, for being too fat and not the right look, and definitely not from Central Casting.
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| Fat Troops Need Not Apply |
The New Hampshire seacoast has been hosting readings of The Concord Hymn by Ralph Waldo Emmerson, a noted radical elitist leftist America hater, who glorified violence with that line: "And fired the shot heard round the world," a paean to leftist revolutionary violence.
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