So now Trump is saying windmills cause cancer, (not to mention a bird Holocaust), solar energy is bad and coal is clean and oil and gas are the way to the future.
Also, vaccines cause more death and disease than the diseases they are designed to prevent (beginning with polio, which, don't you know, is merely a sign of bad diet and sedentary lifestyle.)
COVID was a Chinese plot. It was hatched to scare the world into depression in that Wuhan lab, but then the mRNA COVID vaccine contained it because Trump was up on that research, but COVID vaccine now is bad, so forget that Operation Warp Speed triumph, and let's not do any more harm with vaccines.
Ebola is and always will be confined to "shithole countries."
Confederate generals were fighting for a genteel way of life and slavery was actually good for those backward slaves from shithole countries.
January 6 rioters who were pardoned by Trump are victims of the deep swamp, and they were actually heroes, trying to save the country, disguised as ordinary tourists but they simply could not find any bathrooms in the Capitol building, so they, you know, just defecated on the walls and they should be compensated for all the embarrassment, which was in large part because Congress was too cheap to fund public bathrooms.
A thriving economy, you see, is an emergency.
Also Jeffrey Epstein was actually rehabilitating all those fourteen years old girls who came from shithole homes, and the Donald was always a father figure to them, but he hardly knew Epstein and never visit any of his islands. And Donald never got the credit he deserved for what he did for those girls, some of whom got needed attention in his beauty pageants.
FEMA and the CDC and the NIH and most universities are worse than useless. Ditto for medical research. Air traffic controllers should not be of the female persuasion, and certainly never pilots, because, you know, it was a female helicopter pilot that ran into that airplane at Washington National airport, which just proves the point, because, you know, a case like that says it all.
Also, the best way to stop street crime in blue cities is to send National Guard troops from Red states to stomp it out, because those boys from Louisiana, South Carolina and Mississippi, really know how to keep those gang members (whose families all come from shithole countries) down and under control, just like Randy Newman said in that song, "Rednecks."
In fact, the murder rates in those three states (Louisiana, South Carolina and Mississippi) make the murder rates in New York City look like minor league play, so those Guard units are very experienced in murder.
The further away you get from Washington, D.C., in fact the better Mr. Trump and Stephen Miller look.
And with our new Supreme Court, well, they can just retire, because, after all, they've said anything Trump does is just fine and he has the right to do it, so why should they bother hearing cases, unless it's to certify he's right about everything, which we already know, so we could save their salaries and close that vestigial branch down.
And Congress, well, once we get the Gerrymander done in Texas and Ohio and Pennsylvania we really won't need to ask much from Congress. That's 435 salaries we might just dump into the Potomac and go home.
Why, just the other day there was a three hour cabinet meeting, which, if you watched it, you'll know, was just a lovefest for Mr. Trump, as one cabinet officer after another said how wonderful Trump had made everything from Commerce to Agriculture to Health to Homeland Security, which is really important since all those areas are scary bad in America right now and would be a lot worse if it weren't for that steady hand on the tiller in Washington, DC at the White House, which, by the way, is looking worlds better now that it's been turned into a ballroom with a concrete rose garden and gilt up with gold everywhere, but especially in the Oval Office, which really needed an upgrade, because, you know, all those losers like Franklin Delano Roosevelt, Obama and whoever had stunk the place up.
And there's no more war in Ukraine--that's just fake news from the failing New York Times and NPR. That war is over. And if Donald Trump does not get the Nobel Peace prize for ending it, then the Nobel Peace prize is history, just like Twitter and there will be a new Peace Prize: The TRUTH PEACE PRIZE and it's first and ultimately only winner, year after year will be Donald J. Trump, as it should be. Because, that's the TRUTH.
So, that's the Truth. All said.
And done.
The swamp is drained.
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