Mad Dog had to laugh at the sight of Trump declaiming from his podium that Washington, D.C. is out of control mayhem and needs more police, and soldiers to restore order so that the criminals will be afraid, not the citizens.
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There he was, flanked by two of his cabinet officers, right out of Central Casting, the three of them not able to muster enough neurons for a synapse, but they looked really Hollywood. So much theater. So much glitzy Hollywood.
Washington, D.C. is actually Mad Dog's home town. There are more police, per capita, in Washington, D.C. than any other American city. There are the DC Metro police, Park Police, White House police, embassy police, METRO transit police, in uniform; and there are FBI, ATF, DEA, in their parkas with their letters emblazoned, and Mad Dog forgets what else. You cannot drive a block in Washington, D.C. without seeing, or being passed by a policeman or some sort of law enforcement guy. One the the things Mad Dog really did not like about DC was all the police, everywhere, all the time. And they did not do community policing, walking beats, getting to know people. They were just mini dictators driving around in patrol cars, or roaring around on loud motorcycles, or stepping out on to the street, doing their authoritarian thing.
At least that was true in White Washington. Parts of Southwest and Northeast DC were, at times, more like Roxbury, MA, but even those parts have been "gentrified" and now parts of town, which were once cut and slash areas, have turned upscale and nobody can afford them--like the area around the Washington Hospital Center and Catholic University and along U Street.
As for soldiers: there are so many military guys in DC that many of them are ordered not to wear their uniforms for fear the town would like like a military camp.
Ordering the National Guard to the streets is actually not new with Trump. When Mad Dog was young and even stupider than he is now, in 1968, after the assassination of Martin Luther King, riots erupted in DC.
"Hey, they're burning down downtown!" Mad Dog's towhead friend said. "There's soldiers on the streets! Let's go see! We may never see anything like this again!"
Sounded like a terrific idea to Mad Dog, and so hopping into his friend's open MG, two white guys, one looking like a blonde Hitler youth, they drove down to see the sights.
And it was a sight Mad Dog will never forget. Sights and smells. You could smell ash and fires burning. And on street corners Mad Dog knew, 24th and M, Constitution Avenue, Massachusetts Avenue, you saw soldiers shouldering their M-1 Garand rifles, standing on every street corner, and they looked at us zip by them with some attention, but they did not stop us. We made it home unscathed, but we did realize that was not a smart thing to do. It wasn't that the local outraged citizenry was an evident threat: It was the soldiers on the corners who got Mad Dog's attention. The local citizens were nowhere to be seen, but the soldiers had their fingers on their triggers. Washington, D.C. was an occupied town, like Berlin after the Wehrmacht surrendered. Actually, maybe it was Mad Dog and his mad blond buddy who were a threat to public safety, joy riding down a potential riot zone.
In any case, Washington, DC did not look like the home of the free land of the brave that day. It looked like the land of the twitchy.
Something similar happened after 9/11 attacks. In fact, then there were warplanes flying low over the city and its suburbs. People asked each other, "What are they supposed to be doing?" We all assumed it was just for show. It's not like those planes were going to strafe a bunch of terrorists running down Wisconsin Avenue.
During the London Blitz, when Londoners took refuge in the London tube (subway system), the British Army set up anti aircraft artillery outside the tube stations, and when the planes flew over they opened up with tremendous thundering fire into the black sky. Emerging from the tube, after the all clear was given, a citizen asked one of the artillery officers why they were shooting into the sky when there wasn't a chance they'd hit anything, most especially any enemy aircraft. The Brits didn't have more than a few searchlights at that stage, so they were just firing blindly into the dark night sky.
"So why shoot?" the citizen asked. "You can't hit anything."
"But, it made you lot feel a bit better down below, didn't it then?" the officer replied.
So the show of force was just theater in London that night. The show of force in Washington, D.C. now is more of the same. Theater. Strutting power. No goose stepping columns of troops--just a lot of masked men in body armor holding lethal looking weapons, but the same effect: "Look at us! See how tough we are!"
Of course nothing happened in DC like what happened at Kent State in Ohio, when the National Guard arrived on the scene there.
But, of course, the joke is, it is clearly the kid who wins. The police do not get to win. Not when the population in occupied territory refuses to lose.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hsF5x6eQR9s
You do know you spelled Martial law wrong, right Mad Dog? I suppose another glaring example of the money you wasted on your Ivy League education. Apart from that minor point. Trump is right in deploying federal resources. DC has one of the highest rates of violent crime and murder in the nation. The murder rate in Washington, D.C. is significantly higher than the national average and compared to other states. In 2024, the homicide rate was 27.3 per 100,000 people, which is the fourth-highest in the country and higher than New York City, Atlanta, Chicago, and Compton. If Washington, D.C. were a state, it would have one of the highest violent crime rates in the nation. Thank you for confessing that you played tourist to others suffering in 1968. Why do you have such an appalling IVY league lack of empathy for the poor who suffer the brunt of violent crime, though a DC Congressional intern (from MA) was murdered just last month after four weeks on the job. So you see Mad Dog its not just the poor who suffer. Your column here personifies your lack of empathy and understanding of real world realties. Its all an intellectual exercise for you it seems. Well for others in DC it means life or death, including babies and children who have been brutally gunned down as bystanders to gang violence. And Trump's action should save lives!!! Please reconsider your callous attitude. I suspect you are a good person at heart- just poorly informed and indoctrinated with leftist nonsense.
ReplyDeleteThe Mother's views: https://www.foxcharleston.com/mother-of-slain-congressional-intern-praises-trumps-washington-dc-crime-crackdown/
ReplyDeleteMad Dog please consider the blood soaked victims of your failed leftist agenda, the pain and suffering caused. From leftist support of Hamas efforts at genocide, to the coddling of killers, criminals, child traffickers, here in the US, to the ongoing war and destruction in Ukraine, which Trump is trying to end, failed leftist policies have left a trail of blood and tears.
ReplyDeleteA letter from Trump to the grieving family was part of this NY Post coverage. Unlike leftists who use people as Props and engage in performative politics, Trump takes action to solve problems. https://nypost.com/2025/08/08/us-news/grieving-mother-of-slain-dc-intern-eric-tarpinian-jachym-speaks-out-as-crime-surges/
ReplyDeleteQANON Robot:
ReplyDeleteOh, the gotcha! A misspelling! Your AI got me. Corrected now. Thanks. I'm SO humiliated! You win! Shame on the Ivy League!
Now where were we? Oh, yes! "The blood soaked victims of your failed leftist agenda!"
Yikes! Straight out of Storm Front and Aryan Nation. Those Russian/Brazilian algorithms are really stoked now!
Congrats, Bot!
Mad Dog
Fret not mad dog Marjorie Taylor Greene made the same spelling error and was lambasted by fake news so you are in good company!!
ReplyDeleteBOT ANON,
ReplyDeleteFake news is not me. I am True News and never worry about spelling in the age of spell check. I'm with Teddy Roosevelt on spelling.
Mad Dog
Mad Dog,
ReplyDeleteEven though the crime rate in DC has decreased- it remains alarming. Innocent people are still routinely injured or killed. If only Donald’s plan to send in the cavalry could successfully save the day, as he says it will. Then even I would be applauding our crazy king. Alas, crime has plagued cities for centuries and the chances the Donald will provide the cure are slim to none. Of course in about a month he will declare victory over murder and mayhem and pronounce DC the safest metropolis on the planet. He’s become so boringly predictable…
It’s amazing the risks one takes in our youth. Flooring it into a riot zone in an open MG wasn’t the most prudent plan, but it makes for an entertaining story years later- like most youthful risks do-well, provided you live to tell the tale…
Maud
Ms. Maud:
ReplyDeleteYes, stupidity CAN be amusing--as our present "dear leader" has demonstrated.
"Facts" are not useful except in context. Certainly, innocent citizens are murdered and raped in cities, but almost every state in the Old Confederacy have far higher murder rates than even the worst "blue" cities.
I'll take my chances with the tattooed Central American gangs over my chances with the gun crazy freaks who maraud though the American South.
As Nancy Isenberg has documented in "White Trash," if you really wanted to send in the National Guard to protect Americans from violent crime, sending Guard deployment to Louisiana, South Carolina and Mississippi would make more sense.
Mad Dog