Ipse Race Loquitur: The Fact Speaks for Itself

 

Need we say more?

Donald Trump posted to Truth Social and Mad Dog thinks no actual analysis is necessary, but he cannot resist asking a few questions as we scroll through it.

"As everyone knows, the Country of Canada has treated the United States very unfairly for decades."

Really? I guess I'm not everyone, or anyone. What has Mad Dog been missing?

"Canada is building a massive bridge between Ontario and Michigan...What does the United States of America get--Absolutely NOTHING!"

Well, a bridge is not nothing. They didn't even ask us to pay for it. Sounds like a good deal. Did Mad Dog miss something?

"Prime Minister Carney  wants to make a deal to China--which will eat Canada alive. We'll just get the leftovers! I don't think so. The first thing China will do is terminate ALL Ice Hockey being played in Canada, and permanently eliminate the Stanley Cup."

So, we've gone from a bridge between Canada and the US to China and from China to ice hockey. Sorry, Mr. President, you lost Mad Dog. Oh, wait, the bridge is named after an ice hockey player, Gordie Howe,  who was born in Canada, but played for an American team (without ever paying us tariffs.) Is that the problem? Gordie Howe played for an American team and he never paid any tariffs? And the Canadians did not name it the Donald Trump Is the Best President Ever bridge. Is that the real problem? And well it might be.

Also, did you notice the "we'll just get the leftovers?" Which is to say, Mr. Trump is not upset about China eating Canada--what he is concerned about is there won't be much left for America, nothing but leftovers.

So, maybe, it makes some sense after all. You just have to get into your Donald Trump mode of thinking. 

"I will not allow this bridge to open until the United States is fully compensated for everything we have given them, and also, importantly, Canada treats the United States with Fairness and Respect we deserve."

Well, Mad Dog is all for the Canadians treating us fairly, but, to be fair, we elected this dimwit: What respect do we deserve? 

Better Hockey Player than Gordie Howe