Every day, it gets better and better.
The man who promised to drain the swamp just created a big swamp in front of the memorial to the President who he is challenging for the "best President" title.
Turns out, the creator of the reflecting pool painted the bottom silver because, you know, it's supposed to be a mirror and white or light gray or silver reflects sunshine back out of the water and keeps it cooler.
But when you paint the bottom dark, (American flag) blue, that absorbs sun rays and heats the pool, so now you've got warm water more or less stagnant, and the perfect place to grow algae.
The resulting stagnant stuff kills ducks who plop down to float around in it. Geese fly over and poop in it, and goose poop is green. And, all in all, the man who came to drain the swamp quite literally created a new swamp of his own.
Donald Joffrey Trump has claimed this is all the result of vandalism, which is demonstrably true, as he has vandalized the site in broad daylight.
One of the best related gags is they arrested Davey Hearn, an American Olympian, a guy who knows water, as a canoeist. The charge was "destruction of government property."
Donald is outraged that anyone other than himself should try to destroy government property. Next thing you know, Davey Hearn will be over at the East Wing of the White House desecrating the crater over there.
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