Proud to Be A New American!

Now where is Lee Greenwood when you need him?

Just when Volodymyr Zelensky arrives in the White House without even a shirt and tie--such disrespect to the Oval Office--sitting in front of the Resolute Desk of all things, being, you know, well: Resolute! You know, when everyone said Ukraine would fold in three days, Zelensky stayed in Kyiv and when offered an escape from the onslaught, he said, "I don't need a ride. I need ammunition." And the Russians sent out their assassins and were looking for a third floor window to push him out of, but he just kept fighting and he rallied his people, who elected him, in a landslide,  to carry on the fight.

Georgie Porgie and Tweedledum, Safe in Their House, with an actual Hero

And he never even said "Thank you," for all the money the US of A  has given Ukraine, so they could do the fighting and dying for us, and for everyone else, while we said it's not worth starting World War III over Ukraine, but if we give you some anti tank weapons and some drones, good luck defending the idea of democracy, and the right of a nation to live free and die.

Your Brains or Your Signature Will Be On This Contract!

What you have to really love is the bust of Winston Churchill, which Trump got for the Oval Office--Churchill who carved his place in history by refusing to capitulate, by promising to fight tyranny and despotism and aggression on the beaches, in the fields and to never surrender and there is Trump who thinks there's nothing worth doing any of that for--it's better to sell out your allies and make a deal.

And J.D. Vance finally let slip the real reason Trump and all the Trumpies can't abide Zelensky: He spoke at a Kamala rally in Pennsylvania! So disloyal! The Don should have sent him to sleep with the fishes first thing. 

So here's the updated song, if we can just find someone to sing it. Maybe Lindsay Graham or Jim Jordan? Or how about the two of them plus J.D., in three part harmony?

Oh, I thank my lucky stars

To be living here right in this time.

'Cause the flag once stood for freedom

And they dragged it through the slime 

And I'm proud to be an American

Where  I know how to bend the knee

And I won't forget the mob who sells

Whatever rights might be!

And I'll gladly hide right behind you

And laugh to see you bleed

'Cause there ain't no doubt

I'll sell you out

Just as soon as I can do the deed

It's the reason I love this land

Where there's no morality

Only do what turns a profit for you and for me!

It's the new American way

God Bless the USA!