Talk about thinking outside the box!
Talk about a disrupter!
Wowser! Mr. Trump is on a roll!
Looking out over that wasteland which has been bombed to smithereens by the IDF, Mr. Trump comes up with the terrific idea of just moving all those Palestinians out to Saudi Arabia, Egypt, Jordan, all those countries which have refused to allow the Palestinians to cross there borders with a tenacity which would put the US Border Patrol to shame. And then, he can move in with the bulldozers and build a whole new resort where Gazza used to be!
His best idea since injecting bleach to cure COVID, which those closed minded elite scientists never took seriously, that hidebound Tony Fauci!
It's not an entirely original idea, if I'm not mistaken. Michael Chabon, in a novel called "The Yiddish Policeman's Union," wrote about an alternative history in which the Jews who survived the Holocaust were moved not to Israel and the Middle East, but to Alaska, where they were welcomed because, you know, there was nobody else living there.
Gazza Riviera
But that was fiction.
Now we are talking about a non fictional President with a big idea!
All we need to do is to plow under all that rubble and to build a 25 mile resort strip and make it the Riviera of the Middle East, with casinos and beaches and condos!
And for rainy days, there are already those miles of underground tunnels.
Bids are going out today, and Trump Towers Inc has the inside track. Elon Musk will be put in charge of the transportation infrastructure, the rubble clearing and the internet for the project. Aw, let's go whole hog, and put him in charge of the building and reconstruction, while we're at it. It will keep him busy and maybe out of Washington.
We can start having focus groups with the Palestinians right now.
They can choose from architects' plans for their condos.
Middle East Riviera
And just like Mexico paid for our border wall, we can get Saudi Arabia and those other rich Middle Eastern countries to pay for it. Maybe Iran will want in on the deal!
Lebanon, too.
And Syria! Don't forget Syria.
And our 51st State citizens from Toronto and Montreal can book right now to party there with bachlorette parties and winter escapes without a passport because Gazza can be like another Puerto Rico, where you don't need a passport. And if Gitmo gets too crowded with all the illegal aliens we are sending there, we can open up an Annex in Gazza.
Also maybe a good spot for all that spent nuclear fuel we've never figured out what to do with.
Why didn't anyone ever think of this before?
