One thing you got to say for Trump: He is an entertainer.
Calls Governor Newsom Governor New-scum and all like that.
Says California is a terrible, horrible, no good, very bad state over run by raping, pillaging, infesting immigrants and he is riding to the rescue, which, of course, came as a surprise to Californians, who like their immigrants very much thank you, and appreciate them rebuilding all the houses that got burned down by wildfires, which, of course had nothing to do with climate change but were all the fault of the governor not turning on the water spickets or those Jewish space lasers we have heard so much about, but which the leftist elite media derides as comic book fantasy, when, of course, we know its all SO true.
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You know Mr. Trump will blame that first fatality wrought by his federalized National Guard on Governor New-scum, the elite leftist failing New York Times and the swamp men of Washington, D.C.
Meanwhile, in case you haven't noticed the war in Ukraine which Mr. Trump promised to stop with a single phone call Day One is un-stopped.
Also Gaza is still raging, another thing he forgot to keep his promise about.
In fact, when he flew to Qatar to collect his $400 million bobble, he never bothered to stop in Israel, which might mean something, but probably he was just in a hurry to get home because he wanted to be sure the sale of his red Tesla, which he bought from that guy whose name nobody can remember now, he just sold to the Qatari's for, you can guess what got for that, but I'll spot you the "40."
Meanwhile, Harvard still refuses to award Kristi Noem an honorary degree, so she is going to build a new brutalist building in Harvard yard to house her immigrant tracking facility and to train Harvard freshmen in HVAC, electrician and plumbing skills, which would, in fact be one reform all of us can cheer, but we are waiting to hear from MAGATs about what they think of the idea. Harvard, of course, is digging in its heels about Noem's honorary degree, because, you know: ANTISEMITISM!
And more good news: no more scientific articles in peer reviewed journals--the "peers" reviewing articles on cancer drugs, diabetes medications and heart medicines will be relatives of RFK JR or Alex Jones, who has been in the pharmaceutical business for years.
There's a reason Cannonball Express was such a big hit in America.
